Post some rarely heard curses.

[dennilfloss]

Saw a new one today.

"May you get a crotchfull of cactus!"

:laugh:

 

[Ika]

"curses!"

 

[Arcadio]

You grazhny malenky cal.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Go to 'ell.

Fixed.

 

[Red Squirrel]

GTFO the fuck out

(I've seen this at a forum, it's now the big joke there. )

 

[chusteczka]

I am up to my ass in crocodiles!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Taffer.

 

[nageov3t]

meecrob

 

[DangerAardvark]

I wish nothing but cancer of the dick upon you, bitchface.

 

[silverpig]

I hope you get cancer. In the head!

(Head cancer?)

 

[irishScott]

My your anal beads grow squid suckers.

 

[dingnecros]

you fvcking blowjob

 

[FDF12389]

ya cock

 

[videogames101]

In before the lock.

 

[xavier es]

may the bird of paradise fly up your nose!

 

[BeauJangles]

You penis pump

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: videogames101
In before the lock.

That's not a curse.

 

[rudder]

your bloody full of bullocks

 

[God Mode]

penis dribble

 

[pnad]

Some years back four of us were driving down the road on a summer night. There was a guy riding a bike on the side of the road. I told my buddy to yell at the biker as we pass him. He rolls down the window, sticks out his head and says...

HEY! You... um... COCK ROCKET!!

Never heard that one before.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I knew a DS in '68 that had a truly sublime command of the English language. He could curse for hours and never repeat himself. I personally credit him as the originator of "cluster fuck."

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
GTFO the fuck out

(I've seen this at a forum, it's now the big joke there. )

I've said this.

 

[Martin]

donkey raping shit-eater

 

[bobdole369]

Jigaboo.

I win.

Well maybe not. How bout "reefer addict", or my personal favorite: "That shvuntz couldn't shtup a pierik to save his life!"

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Jimminey Christmas