Post some random weird things you've learned through life experience

[Gurck]

Humans are nothing more than animals, occasionally intelligent ones.

Most other things I've learned are based off that.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: brentman
Cattle won't walk across metal grating of a certain spacing. They are afraid of it for some reason.

Their hooves get caught in the grating.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Rice will clog the bejesus out of your kitchen sink if you dump a lot of it down the garbage disposal.

That and potato peels.

 

[Uppsala9496]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Raccoons LOVE grapes. And they don't actually "wash" food, they just put it under water to feel it because they can feel better that way. Giving them leftover rice is mean because it falls apart when they get it wet. heh

That one made me laugh out loud. And I'm at work, so everyone wanted to know why I was laughing....

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Rice will clog the bejesus out of your kitchen sink if you dump a lot of it down the garbage disposal.

That and potato peels.

Not to mention raw chicken skin. :shocked:

 

[RossMAN]

Contrary to "Along Came Polly", some women are offended by a little spanking of the buttocks

 

[memo]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
baby birds should be fed cat food

rabbits don't actually eat a lot of carrots or lettuce, it will kill them; instead a healthy diet consists of mostly dry food because their digestive tracts don't absorb water as well as humans and they get diarrhea easily

my friends rabbit eats carrots all the damn time. and celery

 

[godmare]

Cheap psu's are never a bargain

 

[godmare]

and
the quickest way to an upside down car loan is through a chevy

 

[memo]

Originally posted by: kranky
Good musicians make good programmers.

Awesome.

 

[memo]

To prepare for peace you must prepare for war.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: godmare
and
the quickest way to an upside down car loan is through a chevy

lol

 

[Bryophyte]

Never give your dog a corn cob to chew on. They might like them, but a lot of dogs choke to death on them (happened to my brother-in-law's dog just days after he gave it to a friend because found out he was allergic to dogs.)

 

[captains]

staying away from the hot deals forum will save u money

 

[godmare]

The more tired a child is, the harder it is to get them to sleep

 

[Match]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
In relation to the OP's post, fish LOVE bread and cheese

It is possible to catch fish (like sunfish) in a plastic sandwich bag using bread as bait.

 

[KLin]

You should always carry auto insurance.

 

[amcdonald]

Extreme stress will show you the true nature of a person.

Also: Avoid the DMV at all costs. It is a little slice of hell... a black hole absorbing all that is pleasant and happy.

 

[Mojoed]

If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

When passing a random dog on the sidewalk, don't put an open hand out to pet it. Put a fist out and save a finger. :shocked:

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Raccoons LOVE grapes. And they don't actually "wash" food, they just put it under water to feel it because they can feel better that way. Giving them leftover rice is mean because it falls apart when they get it wet. heh

they also like the smell of the green hardcoat turtle wax. Evey time i wax my car, there are racoon-orgy footprints all over the hood and the roof...

dont touch the xbox and pc frames at the same time while they are plugged in, it will shock the sh!t outta ya...

beer caps will destroy your in-sink garbage disposer and your landlord will have clause about that in the lease...

don't date overly religious women if you're not overly religious

 

[Reliant]

Women have the power to make you feel worse than you ever have in your life.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: godmare
The more tired a child is, the harder it is to get them to sleep

Ain't that the truth. They just bounce off the walls until they drop.

 

[Bryophyte]

Gnats are magnetically attracted to the polish stuff you use on your dashboard.

 

[Anubis]

dont pee into the wind

 

[badmouse]

if you get ink on your clothes, hairspray will take it out.