post some funny limericks

[Iron Woode]

There once was a girl named Miss Nokes,
Who showed her behind to the folks.
Everyone cheered,
And a vendor appeared
Selling hotdogs and popcorn and Cokes.

 

[SLCentral]

Anyone know the link to the thread full of them over at SA?

 

[jumpr]

There once was a girl from the coast,
Who, about her chest, liked to boast.
She fell in to the water,
And nobody caught her,
But she was only a "B," at the most.

 

[xSauronx]

reminds me of a book of dirty limericks i passed over at a B&N

still wished i had picked it up :/

 

[pyonir]

Text

 

[puffff]

For breakfast I have buttered toast,
For dinner, delicious pot roast.
The hours between,
I stare at my screen,
Scratching my balls while I post!

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: puffff
For breakfast I have buttered toast,
For dinner, delicious pot roast.
The hours between,
I stare at my screen,
Scratching my balls while I post!

:thumbsup:

 

[Hammerhead]

There once was dude on A.T.O.T.
He always replied, "O Rly?"
People asked for a ban
because they weren't a fan.
But all the mod said was, "Ya rly!"