Post (or summarize) the weirdest e-mail you've ever gotten from a complete stranger here.

[happykitten]

Nitemare ~ there are different kinds of cages out there for this kind of thing??

 

[Martin]

No weird emails here, just the regular SEXY COLLEGE COEDS WANNA MEET YOU!, MAKE $25000/WEEK WORKING PART TIME FROM HOME, THE OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, EMAIL 1 000 000 000 WITH YOUR PRODUCT, LOSE 150Lbs WITHOUT DIETING, COME WATCH ME AND MY SEXY GIRLFRIENDS LIVE ON THE WEB, INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE NATURALLY, INCREASE YOUR BREAST SIZE NATURALLY, GET YOUR CHEAP VIAGRA HERE, SEND $24.99 TO GET OUR FREE MONEY MAKING SYSTEM etc etc.

 

[Jfur]

Someone named "Svetlana" from the Ukraine once offered me a wife...

 

[imported_vr6]

thats what aol does to you after a while, luckily i switched to cable in time.. or else that e-mail probably would of came from me..

anyway, reply to him and let us know what he says

 

[Spamela]

free slave offers don't come around very often.
i'd take him/her up on it, then auction it off on eb*y
(One slightly used slave - NR).

 

[exorr]

<< small (5&quot but hard >>



That is wierd...LOL...why would anyone want a sexual slave that is...err..oh jeeze...I should stop right now...

 

[exorr]

Actually here's a wierd e-mail I got recently...

Subj: Hello Ethan
Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2001 1:03:39 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: &quot;Who is This?&quot; <*who?*@hotmail.com>
To: *me*@aol.com
CC: *friend of mine*@hotmail.com

Ethan your a duck?

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Now this was strange. From actually had a name, but neither me or my friend (was actually my roommate) knows who this person is. I e-mailed her (name was female) back and didn't get a response. My roommates used to say...&quot;Ethan your a ducky&quot; all the time and I'd respond by saying &quot;quack quack.&quot; Please don't ask...LOL

 

[Elledan]

No one ever sends me an email

 

[dman]

I don't read unsolicited email from strangers.

 

[vi edit]

This one

----------------------
Ha haaaaaaa!

thought i'd only say hi! well, you'Re wrong madam!!! I also wanted to
tell you that i love you more than only for your sexual performances, i
like youre smile, your jokes (almost always!), you nice personality and
your nice ass!

hahaha

i am going now, but you can turn me on later !

Fred
--------------------

Hrrrmmmm....

 

[Elledan]

vi_edit, is that for real?

 

[WhiteWonder]

vi_edit, that one is kind of scary

 

[MeanMeosh]

i havent gotten any weird ones (except for the normal money laundering and chicks wanting to have sex with me only if i gave them my cc number), but my friend got one the other day...

&quot;
Subj: I am hurt.
Date: August 16, 2001
From: &quot;I am hurt.&quot; <*@yahoo.com>
To: *my friend*@aol.com

I hurt my d!ck, will you massage it and make me feel better?

I am hurt.
&quot;

I was thinking, wtf.... maybe she got is cause her IM SN is Nurse*hername*.

 

[Shy]

I love how freaked out everyone is about publishing real e-mail addresses/names here.

We trust each other enough to talk about sex slaves but not enough to give out non-vital information?

Curious...

-Shy

 

[Elledan]

Well, you know, there's such a thing as spiders that harvest sites, looking for email-addresses which will then be flooded with spam.

Of course, who cares if that person who send you that email gets spammed?

 

[BigFatCow]

i say let him be your toilet... :disgust:

 

[Chaotix]

Weirdest one from a complete stranger was one which apparently wasn't for me. It was from some girl's mom, e-mailing her daughters ex-boyfriend, telling him that she misses him, and he was good for her daughter and was nice to her other kids and stuff.

Weirdest one was from a kid in this business class. He tells me to give him my e-mail addy and he will e-mail me this story he wrote. He ends up mailing me this pr0n story featuring him, and also described how he got made fun of, and smoke cigarettes in the bathroom in high school.

 

[GhettoFob]

I got one from Miss Cleo. She told me her psychic associates were looking forward to talking to me.