post here if you have a small penis

[venkman]

I expect this thread to get a lot of views and very little posts, no pun intended.

locked under rule #2. -DrPizza

 

[shortylickens]

I have a small penis.
And I dont care. Most chicks are totally fine with me sticking it in their poopers because of that. And I eat pussy like a demon so I know they arent unhappy.

 

[Itchrelief]

You too, huh? Maybe there are small vagina women out there for us somewhere.

 

[pray4mojo]

furiously clicking on smiley

 

[amdhunter]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Gotta love asian girls.

 

[shortylickens]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

Thats because we dont like your penis. We like Venkmans penis.

Giggity.

 

[venkman]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

it's because your black and the rest of us are threatened.

 

[Jeff7]

it's because your black and the rest of us are threatened.

Oh come on, he's not all that threatening...

 

[Newbian]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

Well you are black so we have to be a bit racist.

 

[FelixDeCat]

In this thread, the OP flirts with a ban.

 

[zinfamous]

claiming my small penis.

 

[zinfamous]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

you were banned because you are a penis.

Everyone knows you're the biggest dick here.

bamacre (Forum Director)

 

[mjrpes3]

Please define "small penis".

 

[FeuerFrei]

This thread is as long as my penis!

 

[MovingTarget]

Mine is so small that it can only stretch from a to z on the keyboard.

 

[KK]

Mine is so small that it can only stretch from a to z on the keyboard.

Posting from your blackberry again, heh?

 

[Locut0s]

Please define "small penis".

this. Everyone seems to think anything less than 8" is small.

 

[StevenYoo]

If having a small penis is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

 

[MovingTarget]

Posting from your blackberry again, heh?

You know me so well... <3

 

[RedArmy]

I have a small penis.
And I dont care. Most chicks are totally fine with me sticking it in their poopers because of that. And I eat pussy like a demon so I know they arent unhappy.

Never has a screen-name such as yours been more appropriate for a post.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't go around noticing other guys' penises so I don't know if mine is below average or not. Guess anyone who has replied by definition has a small penis so guess I have a small one.

Bigger is not always better though. Smaller means easier to maneuver and it can wreck up quite a storm using very little energy.

 

[BoomerD]

Nope. I'm not an Asian...


Besides, "small" is relative. Compared to a blue whale, I haz a small peenor...

 

[KentState]

Checking in.

 

[SKORPI0]