Post car maker/brand slogans

psteng19

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Why you ask?
I have no clue... maybe cuz there's never been a thread like this? or has there...
anyway, lets try to cover all car makers.

Nissan - Driven

Lexus - The Relentless Persuit of Perfection (this one might be old, i think they have a new one)

Ford - Fixed or Repaired Daily

 

Aenygma

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I don't think Fords slogan is that, maybe... Found On Road Dead..but it's...

Quality is Job 1.. when we finally conquer that we will move on to job 2.

Fiat: Fix it again tony

Pontiac: Poor Old Nerd Thinks It's A Cadillac

Honda: Hugley Overpriced ne'er do well automobile.

Chevy: Heart beat of america. (Clear!)

Toyota: Oh What a Feeling

Mitsubishi: Um, really it was an accident all those customer service issues were lost Minister. (found guilty)

Lamborghini: Heritage, Passion, Excellence (we have kewlest website too)

Hyundai: Driving IS Believing.

Mazda: I really don't know this one. (but we have a car called the mp3)

Jaguar: The art of Performance.

Infiniti: Accelerating the future (and our prices)


*EDIT* wow I made spelling boo boo's :)
 

Thegonagle

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Ford - Quality is job #1

Have you driven over a Ford lately - J/K

Toyota - Oh what a feeling!

Toyota - Everyday

Honda - (This one might just be from my local ad association) Reliable cars from reliable people.
 

SuperGroove

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<< I don't think Fords slogan is that.. Found On Road Dead..

Quality is Job 1.. when we finally conquer that we will move on to job 2.

Fiat: Fix it again tony

Pontiac: Poor Old Nerd Thinks It's A Cadillac

Honda: Hugley Overpriced ne'er do well automobile.

Chevy: Heart beat of america. (Clear!)

Toyota: Oh What a Feeling

Infiniti: Accelerating the future (and our prices)
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Volkswagen's slogan is, I believe, Driver Wanted. It used to be Fahrvergnugen(sp?)
 

Stifko

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Dennis Miller mentioned that Chevy's ad campaign using Bob Seger's music is lasting longer than Bob's actual career did!

Pontiac used to have: We build excitement.


 

bunker

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Allright, someone has to defend Ford.

First
On
Race
Day

*edit*
Ford trucks, &quot;Built Ford Tough&quot;
 

GasX

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IROC - Italian retard out cruisin
FIAT - Fix it again tony
FORD - First On Race Day (guess who has a 67 mustang ;))

PONTIAC - Poor old <edit>...
 

psteng19

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ok, this wasn't meant to be Make Your Own Car Acronym thread.
it was originally Car Slogans...

like for VW - Drivers Wanted

and many others i can't think of or don't know... :D
 

gittyup

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Sorry, I am stuck on acronyms. I kind of like the BMW ones. :D

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural Americans

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophy

AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings More Women
Broke My Wallet

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck driver
First Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Rust and Deterioration
Flipping Over Results in Death
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Fork Over Repair Dough
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
 

atom

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BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine
Kia - It's About time everyone had a well built car (I could sue them for fraud :))
Nissan's Former Slogan - Life's a journey. Enjoy the ride.
Mazda - Used to be &quot;Get in. Be moved.&quot; Maybe it's &quot;zoom zoom&quot; now? :)
Chevy Trucks - Like a Rock
Isuzu - Go farther
 

lupin

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BMW:

We stared at perfection.
Perfection blinked. (E46 M3)

The wax barely hangs on. (M roadster)


damn isn't that sweet or what? ;)
 

prontospyder

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Ford - No Boundaries
Dodge - Different
Chevy - Like a Rock
Lexus - The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection
Saturn - A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Car.
Subaru - The Beauty of All-Wheel Drive
Toyota SUVs - There and Back
Isuzu - go farther.
Suzuki - It fits
Jeep - There's only one.
Lincoln - American Luxury
Mitsubishi - Wake Up and Drive
GMC - We are professional grade