Post a Random Quote Thread!

[brunswickite]

post a fav quote from a TV show, or Movie or anything in this thread!

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. -Peter Griffin

also another fav

"Violence solves everything, if it seems like its not working then your not using enough"

 

[FoBoT]

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin

 

[HappyPuppy]

Eat me, buttwipe.

 

"I feel the need..."
"The need for speed!"
"Ow!"
- Maverick and Goose

 

[Vilica]

"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time"

 

[PCMarine]

"Be proud for what you have earned, not for what you have been given"

 

[Amorphus]

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!

 

[anxi80]

//as heard on 'chappelles show'...

Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you asleep in it!
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

(or)

Dave: Knock-knock...
Audience: Who's there?
Dave: Some skits, biotch!

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

"Luke, I am your father"

 

[rudeguy]

#196411 +(180)- [X]

<deo> theres a road near me called "the queens passage"
<emsy> LMAO
<deo> heh....the funny thing is....theres a pub next to it.........called "the kings head"......
<emsy> ROTF

 

[wedi42]

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time

 

[Schadenfroh]

"ive got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to chose from"

 

[JC]

"Be what you is. Cause if you be what you ain't, you ain't what you is."

 

[Splork]

"D'oh!"

 

[Allio]

<pupazz_> D_Radio: I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> I sleep on a mattress

 

[phatj]

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

 

[AreaCode707]

"Do you have any hobbies?"
"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

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"You don't LOOK like a criminal..."
"If crime showed in a man's face there wouldn't be any mirrors."

 

[CJBongHit]

"I Was Sad Because I Had No Shoes, Then I Met A Man With No Feet"

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
"ive got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to chose from"

 

[Corporate Thug]

"Shut up, thats why"

 

[Squisher]

Don't worry son, we'll always have a toilet.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

"Those who want respect, give respect."

 

[spacejamz]

Sometimes, you just have to say, "What the fvck..."

 

[Jeff7181]

"Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience."

 

[Mucho]

A cynic is: Someone who when smells the flowers will looks around for the casket. H.L. Mencken