possible to bribe Kim Jong Il?

[tynopik]

according to http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20061029-9999-1n29kim.html and other similar stories, all Kim really enjoys is basketball and movies

he lives in total fear of a coup attempt and has completely cuts all ties between NK and the outside world so people won't realize how bad they have it.

It seems like an offer of immunity for him and 1000 of his closest friends, a few billion bucks and ownership of an nba franchise or hollywood studio or both would be enough to convince him to turn NK over to some sort of SK trusteeship

that or send the MPAA after his large illegal movie collection and threatening the jam his satellite feed of the nba playoffs . . .

 

[KLin]

It's about power.

 

[bleuless]

like he's gonna bite. when you are a dic, you wouldn't trust anyone.

 

[Aimster]

An ugly man like that is getting more ass than all of us combined. He has a great life.

 

[jamesave]

he might be in the public fantasy league. you never know.

 

[JS80]

he has:
1) Billions of Dollars
2) Sex Slaves
3) Power over millions of lemmings

what can you possibly bribe him with?

 

[tynopik]

> what can you possibly bribe him with?

no longer having to live in fear

that is a very powerful motivator

plus he could have his very own nba team, how cool is that?

 

[Aimster]

He doesnt live in fear.

His military is strong enough to stop an invasion. NK makes some of the best artillery in the world.

It is too bad they are all pointed towards SK.

 

[mugs]

Can't we just give him Whitney Houston?

 

[Bateluer]

We've bribed him in the past, using food and medical supplies and the like . . . which probably didn't go to the North Korean people they were intended to go to.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: tynopik
> what can you possibly bribe him with?

no longer having to live in fear

that is a very powerful motivator

plus he could have his very own nba team, how cool is that?

man wake up, open your eyes. your idearism is cute if you're a 6 year ord. i have a feering you're much order than that.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: tynopik
> what can you possibly bribe him with?

no longer having to live in fear

that is a very powerful motivator

plus he could have his very own nba team, how cool is that?

man wake up, open your eyes. your idearism is cute if you're a 6 year ord. i have a feering you're much order than that.

America, fvck yeah!

Great movie


. . . and good luck with trying to bribe a God-Emperor.

 

[tynopik]

> your idearism

this is pure pragmatism (with a dose of humor), not idealism

 

[tynopik]

> We've bribed him in the past, using food and medical supplies and the like

but he already has those

what he doesn't have is peace of mind and an nba team

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: Aimster
He doesnt live in fear.

His military is strong enough to stop an invasion. NK makes some of the best artillery in the world.

It is too bad they are all pointed towards SK.

They most certainly do NOT! They make a LOT of it, but it's not good by any means!

The Americans, Brits and Dutch tend to make the best Artillery. I know, because I've used it. The N.K. rely on old, outdated designs...but they make up for it in HUGE numbers...enough 155mm Howitzers to level Seoul in a few hours.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JS80
he has:
1) Billions of Dollars
2) Sex Slaves
3) Power over millions of lemmings

what can you possibly bribe him with?

The US government has been paying him off for years.

 

[eits]

yes. it is possible to bribe kim jong il... that's how clinton kept him at bay.

 

[tynopik]

> His military is strong enough to stop an invasion.

he doesn't fear invasion, he fears (and rightfully so) a coup by that very same military

there have been several failed attempts in the past . . .

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: tynopik
> We've bribed him in the past, using food and medical supplies and the like

but he already has those

what he doesn't have is peace of mind and an nba team

you're either very very naive or trorring.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: tynopik
> His military is strong enough to stop an invasion.

he doesn't fear invasion, he fears (and rightfully so) a coup by that very same military

there have been several failed attempts in the past . . .

there have been attempts in the past?

I was not aware of this. I thought they all loved him because of all the brainwashing.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: tynopik
> His military is strong enough to stop an invasion.

he doesn't fear invasion, he fears (and rightfully so) a coup by that very same military

there have been several failed attempts in the past . . .

there have been attempts in the past?

I was not aware of this. I thought they all loved him because of all the brainwashing.

yea, tynopik is very uneducated about NK. his people love him, NOT fear him.

 

[tynopik]

see all the previous bribe attempts have failed because they've had the wrong target

they've been trying to bribe the country, grain, clothing, nuclear power

but they never worked because Kim doesn't care about any of that

instead of trying to bribe the country, they should go right to the source and bribe Kim personally

make him an offer he can't refuse, like 'turn over your country or we'll shutdown the NBA till you do'

 

[confused1234]

but you have to think about the NBA then. if he gets bribed and is granted one team he would make it so everyone on the team is NK. then that team would be so bad they would just have to forfeit everygame. once that happened he would be really pissed off and take over NK agian...

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Originally posted by: JS80
he has:
1) Billions of Dollars
2) Sex Slaves
3) Power over millions of lemmings

what can you possibly bribe him with?

Strawberries!

OMG yum yum

 

[slayer202]

Originally posted by: mugs
Can't we just give him Whitney Houston?

uhh, I believe that was bin laden who wanted her? wasn't it?