Possible prison time for crime of having loud sex.

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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20009199-504083.html?tag=pop

Caroline Cartwright to Face Prison for Loud Sex?
Posted by Carlin DeGuerin Miller 50 comments

NEWCASTLE, England (CBS) Caroline Cartwright, of northeast England, has loud sex. Really, really loud sex.

So loud, in fact, that she has been jailed for it and forced to live in separate housing from her loud lovemaking partner in crime, husband Steve. She has been the subject of multiple noise abatement orders since 2005 and has broken all of them, according to the Daily Mail.

Now the Newcastle Crown Court has told her that she has one more chance to button up or spend 12 weeks in prison.

The sex has been described as "murder" and "unnatural" and is so loud that it drowns out her neighbors' televisions. The complaints began about two years earlier when multiple complaints from neighbors, a postman and even a mother walking her child to school, prompted police to issue a "noise abatement order."

She went on to violate the order at least five times and was issued an even stronger "anti-social behavior order," which she proceeded to break three more times before she recived an eight week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, in January.

At the time Cartwright claimed that she could help but have loud sex, according to the Daily Mail.

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," Cartwright told the court. "I have tried to minimize the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody."

Cartwright has managed to avoid jail again by pleading guilty to breaking the terms of her suspended sentence, although the court made it clear that this will be her last chance to live the quiet life, the paper reported.

"It is clear to this court with your noisy love-making and playing loud music you have made your neighbors' lives thoroughly miserable," Recorder Jeremy Freedman told Cartwright in court. "If you breach this [order] you will be going to prison. This court is giving you one last chance."

Jesus. How the hell do you have sex loud enough to drown out someone's television NEXT DOOR? On the other hand, they don't expound on how just how close her neighbors may have been. Some England apartments are pretty small.

The comments below the article are a must read. Just hilarious.

by Petepilot62 June 30, 2010 10:53 AM EDT
Does anyone have her phone number?
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by JustYourAverageReader June 30, 2010 10:04 AM EDT
Other possible solutions:
1. Put the town on synchronized sex. That way no one will really care??
2. Have she and hubby move next to a church and do it only when the bells toll (for whom)?
3. Record sound bites and use as the rhythm track in a song. Sell it and use the proceeds to sound-proof the whole town.

by JustYourAverageReader June 30, 2010 9:54 AM EDT
A little sound-proofing on the home will go a long way. However, that will not stop her husband from suing her down the road for premature loss of hearing.

by June 30, 2010 9:41 AM EDT
I am sure her husband wears hearing protection. posted by baileyccc

by AttentionDeficit June 30, 2010 9:25 AM EDT
I guess Paul Revere was right afterall
 

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Suspended sentence. She should go to jail. Who in the hell wants to hear and have images of her having sex. Ewwww

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There was an episode of Night Court (an 80's sitcom) with this exact situation...
 

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damn. i feel bad for the neighbors. these people need to be quite or move to a secluded spot.
 

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Its hard to tell without a tape recording, the world wonders on what the specific noises are and how many decibels. And I also wonder about how much of the noise comes from the bed.

Maybe Caroline Cartwright should find some drug that temporarily deadens her vocal cords.

Or maybe Newcastle could just find some nice sound proofed room they could go to when the urge strikes.

I also wonder what would happen if they go deep into the middle of the woods, if suddenly those sounds would drive all kinds of forest creatures out of the woods and onto the city? I just get this picture in my my mind of a panic stricken plague of frogs, mice, deer, snakes and skunks, running and slithering into Newcastle, as one fellow says to the other, yup, it must mean the Cartwrights are having sex again.
 
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Its hard to tell without a tape recording, the world wonders on what the specific noises are and how many decibels. And I also wonder about how much of the noise comes from the bed.

Maybe Caroline Cartwright should find some drug that temporarily deadens her vocal cords.

Or maybe Newcastle could just find some nice sound proofed room they could go to when the urge strikes.

I also wonder what would happen if they go deep into the middle of the woods, if suddenly those sounds would drive all kinds of forest creatures out of the woods and onto the city? I just get this picture in my my mind of a panic stricken plague of frogs, mice, deer, snakes and skunks, running and slithering into Newcastle, as one fellow says to the other, yup, it must mean the Cartwrights are having sex again.

Ha ! :D

0:48 it starts what you see in your mind. ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWAHomU7XoM
 

piasabird

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Maybe she should wear a muzzle.

They make sound proofing materials. It is quite possible the walls are kind of thin. In the army we played musical instruments like drums and guitars in these sound deadening rooms. They were mostly just double or tirple paned glass booths.
 

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The sex has been described as "murder" and "unnatural" and is so loud that it drowns out her neighbors' televisions. The complaints began about two years earlier when multiple complaints from neighbors, a postman and even a mother walking her child to school, prompted police to issue a "noise abatement order."

So it's on the books that official complaints have been made to the police. If you're still that loud after being given an official warning to shut the fuck up, then jail is 100% justified.


Why couldnt it be that "wrong hole" girl instead?
Taryn Southern?
But I poop from there! :(
 

Lemon law

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Shes not so bad, she needs to dump the loser on the right though.
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In other words, Acanthus is assuming he could inspire her to even more noisy heights of sexual exactsy? And failing that, could be a proven inadequate substitute for Mr. Mustache.

As the good humor man sez, be careful of what you wish for or volunteer to do.
 
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Why couldnt it be that "wrong hole" girl instead?
Taryn Southern?

Be glad that is not the case.
Because similar like the tazed granny :
26 police officers would arrive and force their way into the bedroom and tazer Ms Southern while she is naked. And after the incident claming Ms Southern forced herself upon the police officers. :eek: