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Possible interpretation of my dream?

SaltBoy

SaltBoy

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I had a very... ahem... interesting dream last night. First off, I was a store clerk at Victoria's Secret, of all places -- go figure. Of course, I was surrounded by all sorts of lingerie and a bunch of complaining customers who wanted me to take care of their returns or something like that. On top of that, my boss was none other than Heidi Klum, dressed in lingerie. Of course, she got nowhere near me and had a "look but don't touch" attitude about her, but there she was, posing and what-not. Then all of a sudden, I turn around and find myself watching a horror movie where bunny's heads get chopped off, but it wasn't really disgusting. I end up going inside the movie (or something like that) and end up playing a video game that closely resembled, of all things, Dance Dance Revolution. Yup.

I can't say I've ever had a dream like that before; it was quite vivid. I told my wife about it this morning, and all she could do was laugh at me. 😱

 
Did you eat like a meatball sub before you went to bed? That'll do it.

Otherwise, dreams are just crazy. I don't think they always have meaning unless you have a recurring dream where you're falling or in school in nothing but your underwear. Just join in on the laughter with your wife on the craziness that the human mind can come up with 🙂

-silver
 
Originally posted by: agnitrate
Did you eat like a meatball sub before you went to bed? That'll do it.
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Actually, I did have spaghetti for dinner. Almost the same thing🙂

I do laugh at my dream, but it was just one of the more surreal yet real dreams I've ever had.
 
Actually, two things come to mind. Rabbits, are a sign of fertility. Obviously your women in the dream wasn't all that bad either, and directly related to the rabbits.

-stebe
 
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
at least it was the bunny in lingerie, and heidi klun who got her head chopped off!
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😕 I think you got your decapitations wrong there... 😉

 
Originally posted by: stebesplace
Actually, two things come to mind. Rabbits, are a sign of fertility. Obviously your women in the dream wasn't all that bad either, and directly related to the rabbits.

-stebe
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And the rabbit's heads getting cut off represents his erectile dysfunction, and the look but don't touch gal represented his impotence.

And that dance dance revolution showed his it was all caused by spending too much time with computers and video games.

😉
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
And the rabbit's heads getting cut off represents his erectile dysfunction, and the look but don't touch gal represented his impotence. And that dance dance revolution showed his it was all caused by spending too much time with computers and video games.

😉
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LOL! It appears you know more about myself than I do! 🙂

 
<Freud> Your dreams indicate you have a serious relationship you are in, and have consumated, hence the dead rabbits, however Ms Klum represents a woman you secretly want, yet know you cannot have. Perhaps your mother. Please remember, sometimes a dead rabbit really is just a dead rabbit, and your dream indicates you want a woman friend to join you in murdering small furry animals, maybe kittens </freud>

😀

 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
You're going to die today.
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Unfortunately Skoorb is right 🙁 The cardinal rule of dream interpretation states that if you see a hot women in lingerie and crazy rabbits getting their heads chopped off you will die within 12 hours by rabbit humpage.

My apologies.
 
Too much commercialization is confusing your brain...your dream is telling you that you need a vacation alone with your wife in a remote spot far from any TV, Internet etc.
 
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