Possible cure for cancer found? "Australian scientists kill cancer cells with "trojan horse"

[Phokus]

http://www.reuters.com/article...E55R1Q320090628?rpc=64

Great news if it's as effective on humans as it is on mice

 

[Sea Moose]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! wait the lab is in Melbourne? cure might as well come from europe, they are all ** Insert naughty word** down there



Take a few days off for that blast.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix






Fixed by Seamoose

 

[Crono]

Possible cure, but will it turn us into zombie vampires?

Hoping it's effective.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Phokus
http://www.reuters.com/article...E55R1Q320090628?rpc=64

Great news if it's as effective on humans as it is on mice

I'll wait till the primate test results come in. Mice are a good first line tests but have shown themselves time and time again to be bad models of how the human body will react.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! wait the lab is in Melbourne? cure might as well come from europe, they are all fags down there

ooooooooookay

 

[AreaCode707]

Wow, that would be amazing if it came through.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Sounds promising. Hopefully it works in humans.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! wait the lab is in Melbourne? cure might as well come from europe, they are all fags down there

Assuming your statement that they are all "fags" is accurate (and assuming by "i love you" you mean gay), are you saying that you hope it doesn't work, that it won't work because of this, or that you wouldn't take it because you think they are all "fags"?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Sounds promising. Hopefully it works in humans.

I don't trust you *stares at username*

 

[Nik]

I fuckin LOVE Aussies. Great beer, great people, and now they might have a cure for cancer. :beer:

Facken dingoy ate moy baybee!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Sounds promising. Hopefully it works in humans.

I don't trust you *stares at username*

I have no idea what you are referring to good sir. We are just trying to kill cancer cells. That's all. Promise. You can trust us.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Nik
I fuckin LOVE Aussies. Great beer, great people, and now they might have a cure for cancer. :beer:

Facken dingoy ate moy baybee!

Seinfeld made that funnier than the original

 

[mk52]

They should use death row inmates as human test subjects in such drug trials.

Pay back society and accelerate medical discoveries -> win win

 

[Miramonti]

An update to the article:

Cancer cells have just mutated to release their own ribonucleic acid molecules inside researcher's 'trojan horses', effectively "re-pwning" them.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: Nik
I fuckin LOVE Aussies. Great beer, great people, and now they might have a cure for cancer. :beer:

Facken dingoy ate moy baybee!

Seinfeld made that funnier than the original

No... Seinfeld is where jokes go to die

 

[Sea Moose]

last good thing to come out the land of Aus was this

I think cure for cancer will boost our rep a bit?

 

[amdhunter]

Oh well, even if it works; there is no money in a cure. Expect this news to disappear off the face of the planet/internet soon enough.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: mk52
They should use death row inmates as human test subjects in such drug trials.

Pay back society and accelerate medical discoveries -> win win

First of all, you would need inmates who has cancer. Secondly, what if they get cured?

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: mk52
They should use death row inmates as human test subjects in such drug trials.

Pay back society and accelerate medical discoveries -> win win

First of all, you would need inmates who has cancer. Secondly, what if they get cured?

Then we give them cancer again and repeat

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: Nik
I fuckin LOVE Aussies. Great beer, great people, and now they might have a cure for cancer. :beer:

Facken dingoy ate moy baybee!

Seinfeld made that funnier than the original

No... Seinfeld is where jokes go to die

Agreed!

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Oh well, even if it works; there is no money in a cure. Expect this news to disappear off the face of the planet/internet soon enough.

The stannum is strong with this one.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Oh well, even if it works; there is no money in a cure. Expect this news to disappear off the face of the planet/internet soon enough.

Explain the HPV vaccine then genius.

 

[Unheard]

I hope this works. The world needs to be free from the awful disease. Fuck cancer.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Oh well, even if it works; there is no money in a cure. Expect this news to disappear off the face of the planet/internet soon enough.

Explain the HPV vaccine then genius.

He can't. It's just cool to say the "no money in a cure" line in threads like this.

 

[Gothgar]

cool