Portland, OR Klingons wanted Kerry for president

Pandaren

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http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5539

According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support the Democratic nominee.

Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.

Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll.

"A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived us all with this war."

Dr. Soong said we better start learning Klingon. Too late, they're already here! :Q
 

SagaLore

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Real Klingons would have loved to go into Iraq with nothing but a knife.
 

jpeyton

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I love the Iranians for Goli story right below it.

That b1tch is the biggest sellout in history. She pimps her Iranian heritage, yet runs the biggest attack ad campaign for a senate race in Oregon history, all while bedding with Bush against her "Axis Of Evil" homeland.
 

yllus

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
BS, klingons love a good battle

klingons would have kicked Saddams tail a loooong time ago
Seriously. Can you see Klingons going to the UN for a resolution before heading into war?
 

XZeroII

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Someone should tell them that today is a good day to die.


Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.