portal 2 was too easy because it was made for consoles

[brianmanahan]

portal had more twitch-control puzzles and i expected the smae from portal 2, but NO. it was made for console kiddies so the puzzles were too easy this time. boo valve, boo.


If you want to discuss Portal 2, go to the Portal 2 thread, there is nothing of use in here and it will just turn into flaming and name calling.

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[foghorn67]

Good, take this as inspiration and go outside. I'm stuck indoors on a beautiful Saturday morning. Can't wait to go outside.

 

[brianmanahan]

but i dont have aportal gun irl

 

[rudeguy]

you have failed

 

[mcurphy]

I think there is a PC Gaming section somewhere around here...

 

[rudeguy]

I think there is a PC Gaming section somewhere around here...

its somewhere....now where did I put it.....

 

[Lifted]

portal had more twitch-control puzzles and i expected the smae from portal 2, but NO. it was made for console kiddies so the puzzles were too easy this time. boo valve, boo.

This isn't smae smae pome I was expecting.

 

[xSauronx]

i havent finished it yet, but im still having fun
coop mode is also a good time, if you arent playing with a newb

 

[mesthead21]

portal had more twitch-control puzzles and i expected the smae from portal 2, but NO. it was made for console kiddies so the puzzles were too easy this time. boo valve, boo.

You are a fucking moron.

/thread

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

fucking hate games designed for consoles...

put a console gamer in CS:S and a PC gamer... i could install the game before you can even 180 on your damn console... lol.

 

[cKGunslinger]

You are a fucking moron.

/thread

Why did it take 9 posts to get here?

 

[gothamhunter]

fucking hate games designed for consoles...

put a console gamer in CS:S and a PC gamer... i could install the game before you can even 180 on your damn console... lol.

wth does this even mean? lol

 

[tokie]

I agree with the OP.

There were basically no mid-air twitch shooting of portals in Portal 2. In Portal 1 there were several. I assume that is because controllers can't twitch and so people couldn't beat those levels on consoles.

 

[Dumac]

...but Portal 1 was on the consoles just fine, right?

Plus who even wants "twitch-control puzzles"? They aren't even puzzles. You know what you have to do, and how to do it. The difficulty just lies in the execution, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of the thing.

You are the kiddie who needs twitching in a puzzle game to feel alive.

 

[Veliko]

Can we have a sticky thread where all the idiots who blame consoles for 9/11 can sit there bleating to their heart's content? We could even have an FAQ of sorts:


- Consoles were to blame for Mass Effect 2 being dumbed-down.

The original Mass Effect was released on a console where it was very well received and sold a bajillion gazillion copies.


- Consoles are to blame for Dragon Age 2 being dumbed-down

The original Dragon Age was released on consoles where it was very well received and sold a bajillion gazillion copies.


- Consoles are to blame for Bioshock being a dumbed-down version of System Shock

System Shock was a complete flop at retail because all those super-smart PC owners refused to buy it.


- Consoles are to blame for Icewind Dale being a dumbed-down version of Baldurs Gate

PC owner y u so sad?

 

[Maximilian]

Come on... i hate consolized games as much as anyone but portal 2 was not consolized, it was a great game! Stephen merchant as the voice of wheatley was a great choice too.

 

[simonizor]

Your mom is too easy because she was made for consoles. What now?