Porn Sucks

[spaceman]

i mean, whats the point?
same with strip clubs?spend money to get blue balls?
id rather get a sweathog and a 40oz of malt liquor....itd be cheaper, feasible, and and best of all ...real!
beauty is only a light swtich away...or so i am told.


now this has nothing to do with wanking off, just purely looking at porn...
i suggest you give your imagination a try...

 

[Analog]

This is going to be fun.

 

[biostud]

emotional crack

 

[Fingolfin269]

WTF is porn?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
This is going to be fun.

i think so too.
porn just never did much for me.
sure its nice looking at pretty women and all but...whatever.

 

[Baked]

I'm in the process of quiting porn. 20 hrs. porn free already.

 

[BigJ]

Whats the point in drinking a 40oz? The happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

EDIT: BTW, how is spending money on booze cheaper than free porn?

*Disclaimer: I drink and look at porn. I was just playing Devil's Advocate in this situation.

 

[FleshLight]

I wholeheartedly agree. Pr0n is pointless. And degrading. And teh debbil.

 

[jelkukipik]

Totally agree, Sex is for fags!

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
WTF is porn?

he means pr0n

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Whats the point in drinking a 40oz? The happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

EDIT: BTW, how is spending money on booze cheaper than free porn?

*Disclaimer: I drink and look at porn. I was just playing Devil's Advocate in this situation.

i dont drink
the 40oz would be to prime me for the sweathog.

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: Baked
I'm in the process of quiting porn. 20 hrs. porn free already.

ROFL.

Sex is good.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ncircle
i mean, whats the point?
same with strip clubs?spend money to get blue balls?
id rather get a sweathog and a 40oz of malt liquor....itd be cheaper, feasible, and and best of all ...real!
beauty is only a light swtich away...or so i am told.


now this has nothing to do with wanking off, just purely looking at porn...
i suggest you give your imagination a try...

I'd rather whack off than do some beastly looking chick.

 

[aniepras]

but it sure helps in my quest to see as many nude women as possible. And damn some naked chicks are so fine. Besides you only get blue balls if your don't score enough.

 

[Zim Hosein]

/me types this response w/ one hand! :Q

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ncircle
i mean, whats the point?
same with strip clubs?spend money to get blue balls?
id rather get a sweathog and a 40oz of malt liquor....itd be cheaper, feasible, and and best of all ...real!
beauty is only a light swtich away...or so i am told.


now this has nothing to do with wanking off, just purely looking at porn...
i suggest you give your imagination a try...

I'd rather whack off than do some beastly looking chick.

you need porn to whack off?
beastly would be worst case scenario....but everyone needs lovin

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
/me types this response w/ one hand! :Q

Ewwwww. What's your other hand doing?

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I'd rather whack off than do some beastly looking chick.

maybe he's just getting blow jobs?

Originally posted by: aniepras
Besides you only get blue balls if your don't score enough.

true

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
This is going to be fun.

i think so too.
porn just never did much for me.

Stop looking at the guys cock, you'll enjoy it a lot more.

 

[Queasy]

What about if your're watching porn with your S.O.?

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I'd rather whack off than do some beastly looking chick.

A-fvcking-men.

/thread

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Queasy
What about if your're watching porn with your S.O.?

why not just mount her?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I wholeheartedly agree. Pr0n is pointless. And degrading. And teh debbil.

this coming from a guy named fleshlight...

 

[mc00]

I'm sorry but when my wife doesn't wanna do it for whatever her damn reason may be I pop in a porn and release my stress so porn is good for something... not everyone in this world are players is able to get girls left and right or lucky even get one...

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: mc00
I'm sorry but when my wife doesn't wanna do it for whatever her damn reason may be I pop in a porn and release my stress so porn is good for something... not everyone in this world are players is able to girls left and right or lucky even get one...

there is someone out there for eveyone.
some of us just need to spend less time with the square headed gf.