Pork Chop express here

[FFactory0x]

'just listen to the old pork chop express & take his advice on a dark & stormy night, all right?
when some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head
up against a bar room wall & looks you crooked in the eye & he asks you 'have you paid your dues?',
well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye
& you remember what ol' jack burton says at a time like that: 'have you paid your dues, jack?'
yes sir, the check's in the mail'

 

[creedog]

I wish that movie came on cable more often

 

[K1052]

Its all in the reflexes.

 

[NuclearNed]

I've probably seen that movie more than any other. Except for maybe Ferris Bueller.

 

[K1052]

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

 

[BudAshes]

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES