Porcelain God, or Porcelain Goddess?

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JujuFish

Lifer
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Originally posted by: zerocool1
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

but if you're puking?

Which do you do more of, sitting or puking?
 

skace

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Wouldn't the hole in the toilet be considered it's mouth? In which case, gender neutral. However, it actually flows out of a pipe when flushed, pipes are masculine.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking :p

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker :p

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

The whole thing is...you are on your knees/kneeling. So "praying to the porcelain god".

Well, you are indeed praying, and even granting an offering. However, the question is, what is the gender of the deity?

MrSHEIK answered that.

you are poking a head intoa place that is dark and wet. so it has to be a female!