Por***b usage spiked in Hawaii after false ballistic missile alert

[highland145]

Imagine that.

However, once residents were notified around 8:45 a.m. HST that the alert was a false alarm and there was no threat, Por***b traffic on the porn site shot up, reported.


“Those seeking further relief, headed back to Por***b where page views surged +48 percent above typical levels at 9:01 a.m. (local time),” the website said.


http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/01/18/


WTH?
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[KMFJD]

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[IronWing]

If you delete your porn before you die, you don't have to explain it to St. Pete.

 

[highland145]

If you delete your porn before you die, you don't have to explain it to St. Pete.

Well, I had to delete it to even post the thread. CNN can say shit hole 197 time in one week on the air....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Now that Pornh-u-b knows how to drive more traffic to the site expect missile alerts and comets impact warnings to happen more often.

Seriously ATOT? You draw the line at Pornh-u-b? Wow.

 

[HomerJS]

Isn't 9a a little early to hit the porn?

 

[highland145]

Isn't 9a a little early to hit the porn?

Not if you're fixing to die.

 

[zinfamous]

Isn't 9a a little early to hit the porn?

time is of no consequence when you need to rub one out ahead of imminent death.

 

[IronWing]

time is of no consequence when you need to rub one out ahead of imminent death.

That's not what happened. Site use dropped after the attack notice and spiked after the all clear. A nuclear attack has the same impact as your mom calling to say she's dropping by.

 

[momeNt]

That's not what happened. Site use dropped after the attack notice and spiked after the all clear. A nuclear attack has the same impact as your mom calling to say she's dropping by.

23% were so busy edging they missed the notifications. Sick fucks.

 

[zinfamous]

That's not what happened. Site use dropped after the attack notice and spiked after the all clear. A nuclear attack has the same impact as your mom calling to say she's dropping by.

ah. I missed that. ...even though it was, like, the first sentence in the OP.