Poor guy

Saint Michael

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Holy moly... he should have cut it off early so he could be a eunuch, then he could sing soprano and grow really tall. Probably be a better deal than his current situation.
 

mugs

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I stopped at "fused genitals." I can't think of any reason I'd want to read that.
 

ppdes

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I'd trade places. If I had back all the time I've spent on girls and masturbating I'm sure I'd be a rocket scientist or something.