Poor Germany

amd6502

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I would never have imagined. 2-0 loss against Korea. Even Kim Jong Un is probably celebrating.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Germany now has nothing to do and a lot of frustration to work off. Poland better go to DEFCON 1.
 

BurnItDwn

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what a joke. what happened to germany
Its the world cup.

Its kinda like, you know how big the stanley cup is in canada, well, most of the europeans, and south americans, and central americans, and africans, and numerous asians are big huge fans of this hockey style game that they play on the grass, but, they use their feet instead of stick!
 

SKORPI0

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I would never have imagined. 2-0 loss against Korea. Even Kim Jong Un is probably celebrating.
It was South Korea, not North Korea. ;) :eek:

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https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/wo...-schedule-brazil-moves-on-germany-eliminated/
 

amd6502

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It's possible a mad russian scientist has finally invented Douglas Adams' improbability drive and is secretly testing it at the world cup.

I think England or RU might win.
 

Blackjack200

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Soccer is a simple game, 22 players kick a ball around for 90 minutes and in the end, the Germans get eliminated by South Korea.
 

Untcay

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they should let goalkeepers use their feets... bit silly that they have to run around on their hands
 

JTsyo

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The German team this year isn't as good as the one we saw 4 years ago but I wonder if the other teams have improved too. There's been a few games so far where the traditionally stronger team has lost to or tied one of the lower teams in the group.
 

dainthomas

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Its the world cup.

Its kinda like, you know how big the stanley cup is in canada, well, most of the europeans, and south americans, and central americans, and africans, and numerous asians are big huge fans of this hockey style game that they play on the grass, but, they use their feet instead of stick!

And they have to make up elaborate chants to keep themselves awake while they're watching the grass grow.
 

BurnItDwn

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And they have to make up elaborate chants to keep themselves awake while they're watching the grass grow.
I believe the chants are magic spells to extend their bladder capacity and delay the need to urinate since they all have like a dozen or so pints of beer in their gullets.