Pome Wars

[dave_the_nerd]

Dave, my pal,
So cautious you be,
You thought you could skate,
You thought you could flee,

The problem is, Dave,
I thought you should know,
You entered the thread,
And then you ducked low

Escape though you can't,
There's not enough time,
The cost you must pay,
Is this callout, this rhyme

There once was a guy named Dave,
who made a silly joke.
When Moonbogg called him out on it,
Dave wished he'd never spoke.

Pomes were written, pomes were typed
to prolong yet the mirth.
The pomes were so horrific that
the readers left this earth.

 

[moonbogg]

Attend the tale of Moonbog child
His love of troll cant be denied
to fret and frown till the meds are down
he rests in a room without a view
the view he sees cant be denied
for he smears the poop of said troll child

A maudlin experience the troll child braved
to sit day after day without suns gaze
again to the breech of sin and pain
the troll sits idly by in vain
for fed hes not and fat still is
captain crunch litters the foot of the bed

This tangle of words,
What's this I've read?
Something about,
Kid's cereal and beds?

Good sir, this is war,
So may I suggest,
A much better pome,
In which you invest

Now try to be clever,
You better be good,
You're faced with The Bogg,
Its best understood

 

[moonbogg]

There once was a guy named Dave,
who made a silly joke.
When Moonbogg called him out on it,
Dave wished he'd never spoke.

Pomes were written, pomes were typed
to prolong yet the mirth.
The pomes were so horrific that
the readers left this earth.

A soldier you are,
Its been duly noted,
This thread that you tripped on,
However, exploded

With one leg you charge,
Your form is lack luster,
This try was your last,
The best you could muster

Your fault though its not,
This trap was well set,
By general Moonbogg,
The one you regret

My war plan is sound,
With jets and planes,
A verbal bombardment,
Which dealt you this pain

 

[brianmanahan]

let us all take a somber moment of rememberence for those who fell in the pome wars

 

[FeuerFrei]

let us all take a somber moment of rememberence for those who fell in the pome wars

I guess the pen really IS mightier than the sword.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

A Nef post on ATOT
Got necro-ed and now we all see
That getting new birth
Doesn't add to its worth
Some threads just should not be set free

 

[brianmanahan]

A Nef post on ATOT
Got necro-ed and now we all see
That getting new birth
Doesn't add to its worth
Some threads just should not be set free

best pome i read all day!