Polygram Records in Financial Trouble

[GasX]

Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

 

[dabuddha]

I hate the word paradigm.

 

[nakedfrog]

Groan

 

[vshah]

yummy?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
I hate the word paradigm.

me too

 

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

*cough*bullshitscapegoat*cough*

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

*cough*bullshitscapegoat*cough*

*cough*clickhereknucklehead*cough*

 

[GasX]

In other news, XEROX and WURLITZER have announced a joint venture wherein the two companies will combines their expertise and manufacturing capabilities to produce reproductive organs.