Polygram Records in Financial Trouble

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Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
 

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
*cough*bullshitscapegoat*cough*
 

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Los Angeles, CA - Polygram records announced to day that due to financial pressure brought on by widespread filesharing, then company will be participating in a merger with Warner Brothers and Keebler. These dissimilar companies are uniting in order to leverage their collective brand equities into a new paradigm of cross marketing, hip hop elves and chocolate chips.

The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
*cough*bullshitscapegoat*cough*

*cough*clickhereknucklehead*cough*
 

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In other news, XEROX and WURLITZER have announced a joint venture wherein the two companies will combines their expertise and manufacturing capabilities to produce reproductive organs.