Polygamous ninjas in Utah allegedly targeting rape victim

[her209]

http://www.news.com.au/world/polyga...ting-rape-victim/story-fndir2ev-1227066268637

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[uclaLabrat]

I totally expected this to be an onion link

 

[waggy]

what the fuck? LOL

its funny but sad at the same time.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Which is worse, getting raped by fruit ninjas or butt pirates?

 

[disappoint]

Scientists prove truth is stranger than fiction saying is actually true!

 

[Zodiark1593]

You know, I was considering replacing my neighbors lawn gnomes with lawn ninjas, but this isn't quite what I had in mind.

 

[Jaepheth]

If only one of them had gone in their mission would've succeeded.

 

[tcsenter]

Probably just a balaclava or ski mask with the nose cut out? Did they have split-toed tabi boots?

 

[jagec]

“They grabbed for me and one of them covered my mouth, and the other grabbed my throat, but they were both pretty small so I threw them back and started shouting to get anybody awake that I could.”

Somehow he managed to pin down the female suspects until help arrived.
In a statement released by the family, it said they had partly managed to restrain the women using a Samurai sword.

The only way for them to restore their honor is sepukku.

Also, no matter how many kung fu movies you've watched, size DOES matter in a physical engagement.