POLL:Zombies have taken over! What do you do?

[CrazyHelloDeli]

You wake up one day to find that Zombies have taken over. Chaos and Mayhem rule supreme. Most everyone is either dead, or dead man walking, possibly including family and friends. What do you do?

Oh and the Zombies are a mixture of Slow Moving and Running variety, just to make it interesting.

 

[neutralizer]

Gather those who are alive and gather a resistance. Obviously we're smarter than zombies. We can kick their ass with good ol' fashioned ammunition

 

[KillyKillall]

Brawl all the way. I've been preparing for this day for YEARS!

 

[Ketteringo]

Head up north to the deer hunting cabin w/ all available guns and ammo

Less people up there, lots of farms, lots of family

 

[NathanBWF]

"You killed the zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"

 

[Beau]

Where's the option to taking the advantage of walking "stiffs" and making cult porn classics?

 

[Electric Amish]

Call the number on the Worcestershire sauce bottle and follow their recommendations.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Personally, id start a ruthless biker gang that is known throughout the lands!!

 

[AbsoluteParadigm]

Learn how to use a gun.
Use my 1337 FPS skillz.
Get bored and quit the game.

 

[bandana163]

I am a very high level cleric.
There are a lot of undead hunters in my family, they'd assist while I turn them.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Beau
Where's the option to taking the advantage of walking "stiffs" and making cult porn classics?

:Q

 

[vshah]

i've got a bfg9k and a basement full of ammo. i'll be just fine

 

[KillyKillall]

You don't watch zombie movies much, do you? Zombies ALWAYS kill the people on farms. They LOVE farms.

 

[cw42]

u can finally put all those hard spent hours of Resident Evil, Doom3, and Half Life to use now! All those videogames were a govt conspiracy to train young teenager how to kill monsters because they knew a day would come with zombies would try to take over the world. Now lets go blow up some fvking zombies!

 

[Psycho18]

Gather family and/or friends and kick some Zombie arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FVCK YA MAN!!!!

 

[K1052]

I've got about 3500 rounds of ammo and a weed wacker with the steel brushcutting blade.

Bring it on zombies!

 

[thawolfman]

Virgin Sacrifices! WOOT!

 

[Doggiedog]

Where's the option for finding the hottest zombie and getting some necrophilia?

 

[Bootprint]

Go under cover as a Zombie, just to taste human flesh.

 

[Orsorum]

I'd loot the local gun & ammo store and hole up at the local mall which is, of course, a safe haven and impervious to zombie attack. Then I'll just practice my sharpshooting skills and see how many zombies I can kill before the area's clear.

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Go under cover as a Zombie, just to taste human flesh.

lol, wtf?!

 

[Phoenix86]

I'd patch them and install a firewall so it wouldn't happen again. fvcking zombies.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Where's the option for finding the hottest zombie and getting some necrophilia?

:Q:disgust:

 

[cw42]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Where's the option for finding the hottest zombie and getting some necrophilia?

:Q:disgust:

i wouldn't mind a lindsey lohan zombie

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Go under cover as a Zombie, just to taste human flesh.

I'm going to nominate this for "creepiest post ever"