Puddy: Check it out... 8-ball! You got a quesiton, you ask the 8-ball.
Elaine: You're gonna wear this all the time??
Puddy: All signs point to yes!
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Puddy: Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder's fee...
Jerry: Finder's fee?! It was on the lot!
Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Floor mats, keys...
Jerry: Keys?!
Puddy: How ya gonna start it?
and, from the same episode...
Puddy: I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
Jerry: I saw one that could do sign language.
Puddy: Yeah I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
Jerry: Yeah, Koko.
Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High five.
I vote Puddy.