Some people can get certain hair cuts, some can't. I think you are lacking the right style for your head and hair. Seems like your barber or beautician or whatever you went to has just done a lot of those and did it on you because its popular...but, personally, its not you. Its not bad at all, but I dunno...something is amiss.
BTW, I'm not gay, I swear! I just happen to see that hair cut a lot at school!