POLL: When you run out of Kleenex, what do you use?

[idNut]

So right now I have a pretty bad cold that has got me out of two days of school. I'm blowing my nose left and right but it just keeps coming and now I'm all out of fvcking Kleenex. Where should I turn?

 

[conjur]

Toilet paper first but at work I'll use Paper Towels or Napkins. But, I was them into a little ball first and then unfold them. Makes them a bit softer on the ol' schnozz.

 

[pyonir]

they are "facial tissues". I don't buy Kleenex and take offense to you claiming that is the only "facial tissue" on the market.

 

[notfred]

toilet paper.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: pyonir
they are "facial tissues". I don't buy Kleenex and take offense to you claiming that is the only "facial tissue" on the market.

Yeah...but you never use them on your face, though, do you? 😛

 

[Kilgor]

Just use 2 fingers then fling it somewhere, or you could just blow it out onto the sidewalk. 🙂

 

[VictorLazlo]

If you are in a hotel, use the comforter.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: notfred
toilet paper.

That's what I use the majority of the time. I rarely have/buy tissues.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: pyonir
they are "facial tissues". I don't buy Kleenex and take offense to you claiming that is the only "facial tissue" on the market.

Fvck facial tissues. Kleenex is the only brand I'd ever buy which is why I label all "facial tissues" as Kleenex. Puffs sucks and all the generic kind are as good as sandpaper.

 

[EXman]

I'm Poor TP is for the Nose too!

 

[chin311]

i thought that was what my pillow case was for?!??

jk 😛

 

[murphy55d]

a tube sock.

OH. nevermind. 😛

 

[eplebnista]

TP

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: idNut

Originally posted by: pyonir
they are "facial tissues". I don't buy Kleenex and take offense to you claiming that is the only "facial tissue" on the market.

Fvck facial tissues. Kleenex is the only brand I'd ever buy which is why I label all "facial tissues" as Kleenex. Puffs sucks and all the generic kind are as good as sandpaper.

Jesus. just because you are sick, doesn't mean you have to be all pissy.

I was kidding for fvcks sake.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: idNut

Originally posted by: pyonir
they are "facial tissues". I don't buy Kleenex and take offense to you claiming that is the only "facial tissue" on the market.

Fvck facial tissues. Kleenex is the only brand I'd ever buy which is why I label all "facial tissues" as Kleenex. Puffs sucks and all the generic kind are as good as sandpaper.

Jesus. just because you are sick, doesn't mean you have to be all pissy.

I was kidding for fvcks sake.

Hehehe, so am I. I'm pissy because now I'm getting behind in school and I was on top before but now it's going to be getting me in the ass. :|

 

[Ness]

If it comes down to it, I keep a disposable plastic cup with me (the kind you use at parties) and then I snort it out and hack it up, then spit into the cup. I rinse it out as often as I can... and I'm not the gross kind of person that does that anywhere besides in the comfort of my own home. :-\