Poll: When you die, would you go to your own funeral?

[Adul]

Let?s try to keep this in perspective. This is just a hypothetical question. So please just answer the question yes/no and why would you do it.

 

[monk3y]

Too sad an occasion to attend.

 

[GasX]

I'd like to see who cared enough to come.

I'd also make sure my buddies got wasted and told funny stories about all the carzy things I did.

 

[Sluggo]

I would go, although I would hate to see my parents cry (assuming that they would be sad to see me go...j/k )

 

[myputer]

I would go, I would love nothing more to get behind Girlfriday and kick her in the ass repeatedly!:Q

 

[Yeeny]

<< I would go, I would love nothing more to get behind Girlfriday and kick her in the ass repeatedly!:Q >>



Oh I would be there, and blondie would be a bald wench by the time I was finished with her. They would bury me with wisps of blonde hair still clutched in my fingers..

 

[Ulfwald]

That is just a weird question.

 

[Adul]

<< That is just a weird question. >>



Why so weird?

 

[myputer]

<<

<< I would go, I would love nothing more to get behind Girlfriday and kick her in the ass repeatedly!:Q >>



Oh I would be there, and blondie would be a bald wench by the time I was finished with her. They would bury me with wisps of blonde hair still clutched in my fingers.. >>



No one will see the hair in your hands, they won't be able to see through the garbage bag we plan on stuffing you into.

 

[snakesnfrogs]

no---the whole &quot;death ritual&quot;(for lack of a better term) makes no sense to me---when I die, if there are any organs or tissue that be used, take 'em and burn what's left. I don't even want a funeral---what's the point?

 

[Yeeny]

That would require you actually remembering to buy the garbage bags to stuff me into....

 

[CrumCake]

I think i'll be to busy chasing Marlyn Monroe!

 

[RU482]

Duh, I think it's pretty obvious that I'll be there

 

[Darein]

Yes I would. I want to see what kind of ceremony there is and who attended. Who deserves to be liked and who should be haunted

 

[DannyLove]

now now girls.....no need for bickering and name calling..............wait there wasn't any name calling, i guess i should join in, you ho's :Q

danny~!

 

[jeweleeann]

I would like to attend my own funeral. I would want to hear all the stuff that people have to say about me plus I would like to know who actually would show up.

I don't think that this is such a weird topic. I've thought of this many times. Ok...well maybe I am weird.

 

[Yeeny]

<< now now girls.....no need for bickering and name calling..............wait there wasn't any name calling, i guess i should join in, you ho's :Q

danny~! >>



Oh Shanni, danny needs a cap busted, and his corpse to be placed on display to show others what happens when they mess with us... :Q

 

[chainbolt]

there will be no funeral

 

[Isla]

Yes, so I could appear to the people sensitive enough to see me.

 

[myputer]

<<

<< now now girls.....no need for bickering and name calling..............wait there wasn't any name calling, i guess i should join in, you ho's :Q

danny~! >>



Oh Shanni, danny needs a cap busted, and his corpse to be placed on display to show others what happens when they mess with us... :Q >>



It will be just like the movie A weekend at bernies, we will drag your dead ass everywhere showing everyone what happens to people that mess with us. I look forward to stapling things to your head.

 

[Noriaki]

Nah I wouldn't go. That Jon guy is a real A--hole.

(My real name is Jon if that wasn't obvious)

 

[DannyLove]

oh please. now you girls are joining forces, please, shape me your hatred and meaningless talk. You girls both know there is no death when confronting danny. Those who speak of such shall be punished. Banished!

danny:Q~!

 

[pulpp]

i would go, maybe i can give some kind of comforting signal to someone there

 

[AMDJunkie]

A hypothetical question is one that was not meant to be answered.

 

[Adul]

ok you got me AMD junkie.

I am a dead person posting on this forum.