Dear loucypher
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start flame
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[X] Freak with a Fixation on Mucman
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a binary in a discussion group
[ ] You posted something asking for ftp sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted your entire message in CAPS
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You are a sick little poster
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[] Actually post the truth
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Go break a mirror
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[X] Quit posting till you figure it out
[ ] All of the above
end flame
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