- Feb 1, 2004
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Scenario:
A friend tells me that a friend of his, described as a "hot Russian babe" is in dire need of help to get a ceiling light fixture changed. I've done many of these and can do it in my sleep. He also states that she is recently divorced, and he'd be going after her, except he already has a GF and he is friends with her ex-husband as well - so it's too awkward. He said that this would be the perfect opportunity to meet her and an impress her with my manly handy-man skillz LL.
I've already decided what I'm going to do, but would like to see what ATOT would do.
Update -
Damn you ATOT!!! :| I sucumbed and went over there this evening and just got back.
She is damn cute and friendly...but not Kournikova or Sharpova smoking hot. About 5'2", brunette, small features, nice little package. English not so great, but I could understand her well enough. ...and my so-called friend left out an important detail...she does have a kid...oh well.
It was no ceiling light, it was a fvckin' chandelier...oh well, it took longer and I installed it and made sure it wouldn't fall on anyone's head. I got a hug afterwards and all the Heinken I could drink...and watched some Russian TV I couldn't fvcking understand.
Yeah, I'll be hearing from her again....to install another fvcking chandelier.
A friend tells me that a friend of his, described as a "hot Russian babe" is in dire need of help to get a ceiling light fixture changed. I've done many of these and can do it in my sleep. He also states that she is recently divorced, and he'd be going after her, except he already has a GF and he is friends with her ex-husband as well - so it's too awkward. He said that this would be the perfect opportunity to meet her and an impress her with my manly handy-man skillz LL.
I've already decided what I'm going to do, but would like to see what ATOT would do.
Update -
Damn you ATOT!!! :| I sucumbed and went over there this evening and just got back.
She is damn cute and friendly...but not Kournikova or Sharpova smoking hot. About 5'2", brunette, small features, nice little package. English not so great, but I could understand her well enough. ...and my so-called friend left out an important detail...she does have a kid...oh well.
It was no ceiling light, it was a fvckin' chandelier...oh well, it took longer and I installed it and made sure it wouldn't fall on anyone's head. I got a hug afterwards and all the Heinken I could drink...and watched some Russian TV I couldn't fvcking understand.
Yeah, I'll be hearing from her again....to install another fvcking chandelier.