Poll: What would Anandtech do?

MasterAndCommander

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Scenario:
A friend tells me that a friend of his, described as a "hot Russian babe" is in dire need of help to get a ceiling light fixture changed. I've done many of these and can do it in my sleep. He also states that she is recently divorced, and he'd be going after her, except he already has a GF and he is friends with her ex-husband as well - so it's too awkward. He said that this would be the perfect opportunity to meet her and an impress her with my manly handy-man skillz L:DL.

I've already decided what I'm going to do, but would like to see what ATOT would do.

Update -
Damn you ATOT!!! :| I sucumbed and went over there this evening and just got back.
She is damn cute and friendly...but not Kournikova or Sharpova smoking hot. About 5'2", brunette, small features, nice little package. English not so great, but I could understand her well enough. ...and my so-called friend left out an important detail...she does have a kid...oh well.

It was no ceiling light, it was a fvckin' chandelier...oh well, it took longer and I installed it and made sure it wouldn't fall on anyone's head. I got a hug afterwards and all the Heinken I could drink...and watched some Russian TV I couldn't fvcking understand.

Yeah, I'll be hearing from her again....to install another fvcking chandelier.


 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
may-bee she iz mail-orrdur briide who onli want amerikan citizzenship? :D

shame on you..it's not that's a bad thing:D

dude...dude..my bad..you are totally right...

at least check out the scenery before you call it quits or end up with a timeshare is what always say:cool:
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
may-bee she iz mail-orrdur briide who onli want amerikan citizzenship? :D

shame on you..it's not that's a bad thing:D

dude...dude..my bad..you are totally right...

at least check out the scenery before you call it quits or end up with a timeshare is what always say:cool:

I don't know who's worse, you or the OP...
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: bigfil
Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
Does this Comerade have any little Bolshevics?


Nyet.

:thumbsup: Go play with her lightbulbs then :thumbsup:

and take some pics
:laugh:

And use the flash if you are not successful with the fixtures but are successful with the jigglies:D
 
Oct 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
may-bee she iz mail-orrdur briide who onli want amerikan citizzenship? :D

shame on you..it's not that's a bad thing:D

dude...dude..my bad..you are totally right...

at least check out the scenery before you call it quits or end up with a timeshare is what always say:cool:

Do you rub your hands raw and say 'My Precious' a lot too?:p

OP, WTF is wrong with you? Stop screwing with yourself and screw some bulbs in!
 

DAGTA

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Yeah, run over and fix her light for her. Then expect her to call you whenever she wants something else fixed because you will now be her biotch. I know many women that ask men to come over and do a 'manly' task for them, but of course they get all upset if a man asks them to come over and do a 'womanly' task for him.

Anyway, best of luck to you, but I doubt it's going to turn into the fantasy.