Poll: What is your IQ?

[focusyn]

last time i took it it was 145

 

[Elledan]

Don't know why, but I get always 155-170 in IQ tests...

I don't care about IQ tests and they're totally unreliable, but it's always nice to impress people with your results

 

[3615buck]

My IQ is just high enough to use the search function to avoid posting topics that have already been posted 354354357435 times.

 

[Whitedog]

ROFL @ the results.. hehehehe


YEAAAAAA RIGHT!

 

[Lily27]

I've never taken an IQ test but i'm sure mine won't be too high at all...

 

[Engine]

All you smarties take the IQ test Here, and post your results. I got a 78, so let's see if you can beat that

 

[Missus]

Hold on.... Let me look at the bottom of my shoe....

 

[Scabilian]

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thanks for the link Engine too bad it's busy

 

[Demon-Xanth]

One online test said mine was 162, but then when I went back and tried to fail the lowest I could get was 83. And I had to work damn hard to get it below 100

 

[Engine]

Doh! Well, whenever the test goes back online all you smarty pantses should go and take it.

 

[fir3wir3]

online test...and paper and pencil tests really arent accurate

IQ tests are done by people in white coats w/ some hands on testing....real iq tests anyways

 

[warcleric]

ummm is it really necessary to run 3 senseless poll's concurrently?

 

[Engine]

Looks like the IQ test I linked is back up, now.

 

[Dofuss3000]

bump

 

[imhotepmp]

Look at some of these quesions that were on the test:



<< If you cut off a mouse's tail, the tail can grow a new mouse >>





<< Vulva&quot; is a Crayola color? >>



<< Mazdas are faster than leopards. >>





<< The opposite of CIRCUMCISION is PRECISION >>



By far the most common radius for circles is pi.


Electrons have positive charge

Mazdas are faster than leopards.

Egypt invented the Elephant.



too funny



Engine

How long as test supposed to be?



imhotep_MP

 

[nullshark]

Well, after 200 questions, I just started hitting Onward and got up to 550 before I killed it, hehe




Why... Vulva is my favorite colour!

 

[imhotepmp]

I think the intelligence test is to see how many questions you answer before you realize that it doenst end. Well, it took me 1000 to figure that out. I guess Im pretty smart huh?



imhotep_MP

 

[imhotepmp]

I was right, heres the email i got:

Here's your IQ profile:

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Your IQ: 83
Partially retarded.
Worldwide Average: 102
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As you may have already guessed, while you were busy answering
TheSpark.com's IQ questions, our sophisticated scoring system
was busy flushing your answers down the proverbial toilet.


YOUR STUPIDITY WAS CALCULATED SOLELY ON HOW LONG YOU TOOK THE TEST.


More of your results:

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You answered a total of 101 pages.
The average number is 31 pages!
1943363 people have taken TheSpark's IQ test.
The stupidest person so far answered 1220279 pages of questions.
His e-mail address is: curtisj1@mac.com.
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geez, how do you answer 1 million pages?

imhotep_MP

 

[Engine]

imhotepmp: Way to ruin the fun by posting the punchline