Poll: Two bats having S E X in my car's trunk!

[BMdoobieW]

After getting a Sandisk USB Compactflash/SmartMedia card reader (SKU 489624) free after $30 MIR at Staples this evening, I drove over to a nearby Wegmans to get some beer and whatnot. Well when I came back to my car with the groceries I saw something on my trunklid that looked like a leaf. When I popped open my trunk this thing rolled down into my trunk and started to move! I got so startled. It turns out it was two bats of some type having hot and heavy s e x in my trunk! Long story short, the Weggy's manager comes out and tries to scoop them up into a bucket thing but they get all pissed off and seperate and start flying all around us and eventually away. I jumped in my car and got the heck out of there. And this is all because I went to get a hot deal.

 

[Geekbabe]

Weggies ? you must be an upstate NY'er..

Don't complain, you probably came closer to sex than many here have

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Weggies ? you must be an upstate NY'er..

Don't complain, you probably came closer to sex than many here have

hahaha baff every single post regarding sex, love, talking to girls, or even thinking about girls will result in your ripping on most guys on this board. good stuff.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: baffled2
Weggies ? you must be an upstate NY'er..

Don't complain, you probably came closer to sex than many here have

hahaha baff every single post regarding sex, love, talking to girls, or even thinking about girls will result in your ripping on most guys on this board. good stuff.

Hahaha, I only speak the Faq's man,nothing but the Faq's


I just like to joke and have a good time,the majority of my comments are meant purely in jest
(I save the really mean but funny stuff for my friends in pm

 

[BMdoobieW]

Yeah I'm in upstate NY. But Wegmans is spreading. You can't stop it. It is now in PA and I'm sure other states. So no more stereotyping.

 

[Rallispec]

no way!

seroiusly?!


go back and get pics

 

[Eli]

How in the hell did they get in there?

 

[stev0]

my vote is for the pics

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: Eli
How in the hell did they get in there?

thats what i was wondering

 

[Aceman]

Sex in the trunk of a car is a wonderful experience. Sex on the hood of a car is a bit more comfortable.


Oh, we're talking about bats here.........I'll nef elsewhere, now.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: stev0
my vote is for the pics

lol, in the wee hours a quiet desparation sets in,and even pics of bats mating are in demand on ATOT. I rest my case

 

[Rallispec]

baffled, you know you want to see them too.

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: stev0
my vote is for the pics

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
baffled, you know you want to see them too.

Dude, I am an old Bat,I know all I need to know about the subject thank you very much

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: Rallispec
baffled, you know you want to see them too.

Dude, I am an old Bat,I know all I need to know about the subject thank you very much

you know what i'm about to say, right?

























pics?

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: baffled2
Weggies ? you must be an upstate NY'er..

Don't complain, you probably came closer to sex than many here have

hahaha baff every single post regarding sex, love, talking to girls, or even thinking about girls will result in your ripping on most guys on this board. good stuff.

Hahaha, I only speak the Faq's man,nothing but the Faq's


I just like to joke and have a good time,the majority of my comments are meant purely in jest
(I save the really mean but funny stuff for my friends in pm

...and now that the women of the earth have honed our powerful psychic communication skills we can man-ridicule 24/7. Guys, do you ever wonder why we appear to just giggle or snort beverages out of our noses for no apparent reason? Now you know it is because thousands of females are simultaneously making fun of your mating skills

 

[ElFenix]

holy bat copulation batman!

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
holy bat copulation batman!

na na na na na na na na bat sex, bat sex.. bat sex.


*boing*


*crash*



*thud*




tune in tomorrow, same bat sex time, same bat sex channel

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: Eli
How in the hell did they get in there?

thats what i was wondering

Read my first post. It says how.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: Eli
How in the hell did they get in there?

thats what i was wondering

says in the post they were on top of the trunk and then fell in when he opened it.

 

[Linflas]

For some reason this thread brings to mind a song by Bloodhound Gang.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: Linflas
For some reason this thread brings to mind a song by Bloodhound Gang.

"....and we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files..."

 

[Geekbabe]

You know,while lying out working on my tan I began to ponder on this thread and I wonder if the car involved could now be considered the Batmobile ? whaddya all think ?

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: baffled2
You know,while lying out working on my tan I began to ponder on this thread and I wonder if the car involved could now be considered the Batmobile ? whaddya all think ?

definetly!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: baffled2
You know,while lying out working on my tan I began to ponder on this thread and I wonder if the car involved could now be considered the Batmobile ? whaddya all think ?

definetly!

Ohhh.. we're in agreement on something,I think I'm going back outside to my lounge chair now