POLL - TP Technique: Fold or Crumple?

[WhiteKnight]

Inspired by the TP feed direction thread

Do you fold or crumple?

 

[GigaCluster]

Crumpling, as a pseudo-random action, involves risk. Folding, being entirely deterministic, does not. Folding all the way.

 

[aircooled]

crumple

 

[BigJ]

Its actually a combination of the two. Fold the first few layers so you have a barrier, and then a little bit of crumple for cushion.

 

[FoBoT]

ban

no more potty threads

 

[Nitemare]

Real men use tree bark

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Crumpling, as a pseudo-random action, involves risk. Folding, being entirely deterministic, does not. Folding all the way.

But crumpling allows me to preserve the illusion of free choice....

 

[gigapet]

was kindergarten only a half day today?

 

[saxophonoia]

fold

 

[gotsmack]

crumple and then smooth out the top a little. folding doesn't give enough distance between poop and hand

 

[SWScorch]

fold. Crumpling doesn't gve you enough surface area

 

[maziwanka]

crumple

 

[JDub02]

fold ... never understood the crumple technique

also never understood those who don't wash their hands afterwards .. ran across a few of those in college .. NASTY

 

[Arkitech]

I have to say that this thread definitely qualifies as off topic



that is all

 

[screw3d]

I swear this is a repost

 

[Delleet]

Frumple.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Both.

 

[TheNinja]

I'm cheap so I do the following:

I fold 1 single section into a triangle and tear off the tip.
Then I open it up and stick my finger through this hole.
The surrounding tissue wipes around my bum hole while my finger is free to get the nether regions.
Finally I use the the tip of TP that I tore off earlier (in step 1) to wipe under my fingernail.

I guess I have to vote "other"

 

[meltdown75]

This just in: ATOT reaches new low

 

[Mathlete]

Depends on where I am.

AT HOME

I buy the nice, cushoned, 2-ply stuff so that I can fold. Thus insuring the fact that there will be no hand/poo contact.

AWAY FROM HOME

I crumple. If you fold crappy, 1-play TP it is like wiping with a sheet of loose-leaf. You got to fold to add some cushion.


What I want is a bade(sp?) and instructions on how to use. I am sure it is not just "turn on water". I mean seriously, do they wipe first?, does it get really clean?, can you pee while using one?, is there a dryer?. I need more info on a bade though.

 

[Encryptic]

I use the 3 seashells.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
I use the 3 seashells.

That took entirely too long to post.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: screw3d
I swear this is a repost

Oh, it is. I'm pretty sure they usually get locked.

 

[AdamSnow]

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