*POLL* The Worst Thing That Could Happen After a Night of Boozing

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Manzelle

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A coworker asked me this question a few days back and I really cannot seem to think of a correct answer...perhaps you can...

You are at a party at someone's house and you have a few too many drinks. Eventually you pass out, say, in the living room of this person's home. You do not personally know the host of this party because you came with a friend who knew someone who knew someone who was a good friend with the host. Anyway, you wake up in the bathroom to find your pants around your ankles and a condom sticking out of your arse. Now, you know your friends are prone to such elaborate pranks but you do not know if this is a prank or not. On one hand you want to find the bastard who did this and beat him to a bloody pulp but on the other hand this information cannot get out or it will ruin your reputation. Do you pretend this never happened? Do you ask your close friends what happened that night? Do you do something else?

I have a feeling this either happened to him or to someone he knows...it sounds like a terrible ordeal either way...
 
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Techie333

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man! this brings back memories....i had this happen to me once at a friend's friend's house!!! Only problem wuz i puked over her sofa then passed out.....eventually tho (I have very good friends), they drove my car home and dropped me off......more like threw me into my house with the keys..........
 
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Orsorum

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If that happened? I'd go to the hospital and get a rape kit, then file a police report.
 
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fredtam

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Originally posted by: Techie333
man! this brings back memories....i had this happen to me once at a friend's friend's house!!! Only problem wuz i puked over her sofa then passed out.....eventually tho (I have very good friends), they drove my car home and dropped me off......more like threw me into my house with the keys..........
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You had a condom in your butt?
 
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Iron Woode

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I once got drunk at a wedding reception and I ended up making out with a 14 year old chick. Nothing sexual happened but I was really shocked when she told me she was 14. She looked 18. And, no, the beer goggles didn't affect the way she looked. She was and is quite hot. This was back in 1987.

Needless to say, I never, ever drink at places other than my own. :D
 
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notfred

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Wow, you completely missed that joke.

It originally went like this:

Person 1: "Hey if you were on a camping trip, and got drunk and woke up naked the next morning with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
Person 2: "umm.. hmm... no."
Person 1: "Want to go camping? :p"
Person 2: "AHH!"

I've heard that version several times.
 
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Manzelle

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Originally posted by: notfred
Wow, you completely missed that joke.

It originally went like this:

Person 1: "Hey if you were on a camping trip, and got drunk and woke up naked the next morning with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
Person 2: "umm.. hmm... no."
Person 1: "Want to go camping? :p"
Person 2: "AHH!"

I've heard that version several times.
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It is possible that it's a joke...but I have heard that joke before especially during my fraternity days and this guy went into great detail about the entire experience...that is what leaves me to believe he was the recepient of...well, you get the idea...I have also known this guy for a few years and he is not the joking type...at least not the condom in the ass joking type...
 
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