Poll: The ultimate proof that Christianity is truth...

[NikPreviousAcct]

I am the antichrist. Therefore, La Biblia must be true.


I will over take you all!

I can see it now:


antiChrist as a child: "hey mommy, look what I can do!"
(family dog bursts into flames, down to a pile of rubble the *poof* reappears unharmed
antiChrist's mom: "That's nice, dear. Now go run out side and play."

 

[StageLeft]

I think you need to see somebody about this.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

WTF? where's the poll? I put one in, but it's not here for some reason. Does anybody else see it?

 

[Capn]

Oh that's good news. I was afraid I might be the antichrist.

 

[jhu]

i am the antichrist.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

well, I posted a poll, but it's not up. sorry about that.

And, yes, I think that I am the antichrist.

wanna fight!?

 

[jhu]

there's only room for one antichrist on this planet and that's me you fake false prophet!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< and thats me you fake false prophet >>



um... does that make me the UnAntiChrist? or the AntiAntiChrist?

--or the SuperAntiChrist?

 

[cxim]

Only the true antichrist knows the name of the goat of Jebus !

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

um... sure, but it's hard to look cool when you're car's full of sheep.

 

[BowDown]

I should paint my car like a sheep...
Nice car...
Ya, it took me 2000 years to become a shepard...

 

[bigvince]

sounds like the plot of &quot;little nicky&quot;

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yeah, but it's going to be hard to smack the sheep in the @$$, trying to get it to go 75mph down the freeway. And, if you even do get it to run that fast, I'd love to laugh at you trying to keep up.

I am the antichrist and
<super convincingly with those trance vampire eyes>
there's just no two ways about it.
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