The Ginger/Mary Ann contest is about the only situation I can think of in which I will cheer for the non-redhead. Ginger is a spoiled phony bitch, and probably got those auburn tresses out of a bottle. Mary Ann has warmth. Warmth beats sizzle, in the long run.
But, rather than choosing Ginger or Mary Ann, I would be ever so much happier with...
The Professor.
