Poll: SpiderMan vs. Darth Vader

[Iron Woode]

I say Darth Vader.

SpiderMan has agility and climbs walls and shoots webs. But Vader is equally strong, has a lightsabre and uses the Force. Plus he is more machine than man.

 

[hjo3]

Duh, Vader can choke a guy by holding his freaking hand in the air. Spider-Man's only hope would be to kill Vader while he sleeps in his special hermetically-sealed chamber.

 

[BaboonGuy]

Well if Vader didn't see Spidey, Spidey could get him pretty well entangled and debilitated with his web. Otherwise Vader would completely own him w/choking.

 

[UglyCasanova]

At one point Darth Vader controled the Death Star, and even still he has all of those Star Destroyers at his disposal. If that is not enough, he can choke a man by lifting his hand. Spiderman can climb walls. No contest. Plus he gets to have buttsecks with Natalie Portman, that right there should mean something.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Well if Vader didn't see Spidey, Spidey could get him pretty well entangled and debilitated with his web. Otherwise Vader would completely own him w/choking.

vader doesn't have to see spidey. he has his vadey senses.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Well if Vader didn't see Spidey, Spidey could get him pretty well entangled and debilitated with his web. Otherwise Vader would completely own him w/choking.

vader doesn't have to see spidey. he has his vadey senses.

LOL

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Well if Vader didn't see Spidey, Spidey could get him pretty well entangled and debilitated with his web. Otherwise Vader would completely own him w/choking.

vader doesn't have to see spidey. he has his vadey senses.

I must be tired, I laughed at that.

But yeah, assuming the force was real, and that spidey was real, Vader would whoop butt.



Parker, I am your father......

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
But yeah, assuming the force was real, and that spidey was real, Vader would whoop butt.

Heh, so Vader being real is just a given?

 

[BaboonGuy]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Kenazo
But yeah, assuming the force was real, and that spidey was real, Vader would whoop butt.

Heh, so Vader being real is just a given?

Duh?

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Kenazo
But yeah, assuming the force was real, and that spidey was real, Vader would whoop butt.

Heh, so Vader being real is just a given?

I meant that if the force was real, then we could assume that Anakin became Vader, with all the privelages portrayed in the movies, and that if the Spidey sense was real, and Parker could become spider man.

I was viewing the "Spidey" meaning the spidey abilities, not "Spiderman" in particular.

 

[Actaeon]

Vader would own Spider.

Vader can sense things, so he'll know if Spiderman is around. Vader has the force, force choking people, force lightning(?), and a saber throw for distance attacks, with a saber to fend off melee attacks.

Spider can also sense Vader. He has a web for distance attack, and punches/kicks for melee attack.

Spiderman does have an advantage in mobility, but Vader still has distance attacks, and if hes unable to hurt Vader anyway, who cares how fast he is, hes gonna get owned.

Force Sense = Spidey Sense
Saber Throw, Force Lightning, Force Choke > Spider Web
Lightsaber > Punch

No contest.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
Vader would own Spider.

Vader can sense things, so he'll know if Spiderman is around. Vader has the force, force choking people, force lightning(?), and a saber throw for distance attacks, with a saber to fend off melee attacks.

Spider can also sense Vader. He has a web for distance attack, and punches/kicks for melee attack.

Spiderman does have an advantage in mobility, but Vader still has distance attacks, and if hes unable to hurt Vader anyway, who cares how fast he is, hes gonna get owned.

Force Sense = Spidey Sense
Saber Throw, Force Lightning, Force Choke > Spider Web
Lightsaber > Punch

No contest.

That's way too much analysis.

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