Poll: Sitting or Standing?

[GagBag]

do you wipe sitting or standing?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

I don't wipe

 

[Platypus]

What kind of daft question is this?

 

[Scrapster]

no! The question should be "Do you wipe from the front or back?"

 

[Sluggo]

I go outside and drag my butt across the grass, gets me clean and fertilizes the yard.

 

[Technics1200]

My girlfriend wipes standing up. How do you guys wipe standing up? Doesn't that get it all the more messier?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

<< I go outside and drag my butt across the grass, gets me clean and fertilizes the yard. >>



LMAO---my beagle does the same thing

 

[bigrash]

Sluggo does that really fertilizes your yard...i might have to try that

 

[FelixDeCat]

Seen never have I wipe winshield sitting! Possible is it? Assume I talking this about.

 

[Milhouse99]

I kinda do an in-between position. I'm not quite standing up completly, and i'm not sitting completely down either. WTF am I telling you guys this?

 

[CattyKathy]

<< I kinda do an in-between position. I'm not quite standing up completly, and i'm not sitting completely down either. WTF am I telling you guys this? >>

Totally, same here. LoLz

 

[Scrapster]

in-between? WTH? Please explain. . .

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

when do you feel satisfied that you've wiped it all off?

 

[brxndxn]

Is anyone actually able to get their ass perfectly clean with two wipes or less?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I usually don't sh!t on myself, so I rarely have to wipe.

 

[j0lly]

I stand
I stay seated
I dont wipe!
My mom does it for me -> lol

 

[GagBag]

<< Is anyone actually able to get their ass perfectly clean with two wipes or less? >>



depends on the consistency of the sh|t......god im sick

 

[IcemanJer]

<< Is anyone actually able to get their ass perfectly clean with two wipes or less? >>

it's one of those invisible poo.. you see it in the bowl, but you don't see it on the paper

 

[XHuskY]

How the h3ll do you do it standing up???

 

[GagBag]

how the hell do you do it sitting? you gotta maneuver too much to get there. by standing its one simple motion.

 

[IcemanJer]

d'uh, the best way is the in-between..

 

[CattyKathy]

<< How the h3ll do you do it standing up??? >>

yea, how? wouldn't the butt cheek squish together and u can't wipe it then

 

[CattyKathy]

<< d'uh, the best way is the in-between.. >>

Totally, that's what I said

 

[jockdisvdude]

i wipe squatting, mUAHAhahAH

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< d'uh, the best way is the in-between.. >>

simple enough if you don't have a massive unit in the way.