~~>POLL: Should I use a double take Resume title with a hint of sexuality for Monster.com Resume?

EXman

Lifer
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Ten plus years of customer excellence and managerial and sales success from a start-up to billion dollar company will make your bottom line smile.

without my coffee I wrote it w/o any other intent but now I see "Make your bottom smile" "Make your Buttcrack Smile" Maybe it was my dirty mind and marketing 301 classes?

This is just meant to grab attention nothing more my resume will do the rest I hope I had it professionally edited because well I make errors like everyone else. And if you know me I cannot spell for crap due to my dsylexia. :eek:

EX out!
 

DingDingDao

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No. It's a resume, not an TV commercial. No one is going to hire you because you're witty, unless you're trying to get a job as a writer for a sitcom.
 

EXman

Lifer
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It's not a resume...

It is just a
Provide a Resume Headline that entices employers to learn more about you.

I know not to put that in the resume:confused:
 

Modeps

Lifer
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no one gets a job off monster anymore, it's just a way for headhunters to find people to call and torture.
 

Taggart

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Originally posted by: Ogg
sure go ahead.....
You will not get a job off of monster.com

Listen to this guy. I think 4% of people applying through the job sites get a job. Much better to work on your network.
 

EXman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: zimu
are you mad?

Did I post this on ATOT??

G it is not supposed to be "Funny" it is just supposed to make you click just a play on words. I can put "I was there live. Girl on Girl 04' =)" there that wouldn't do at all unless it was for vivid video :p
 

EXman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Taggart
Originally posted by: Ogg
sure go ahead.....
You will not get a job off of monster.com

Listen to this guy. I think 4% of people applying through the job sites get a job. Much better to work on your network.

2 years ago all I got was recruiters for the most part... and a few scattered undesirable jobs :roll: