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POLL; should i PUKE?

Stupid caps lock . . ..

Anyhoo, jus' came back from a convenience store . . . a friend of mine works the counter, so we get free fountain drinks, hot dogs, etc.

I had a hot dog at his place, and some pop, and then a hot chocolate . . . I'm thiking it's the hot dog, but my stomach's not happy - it's like I'm drunk, excpet for the whole buzz part (i.e. the 'good' part).

So, first time I'm doing this while sober, but should I induce vomiting to ease my stomach? Or just sit this one through since I don't like vomiting (it hurts)?
 
I'm sorry to tell you but that is not your stomache that hurts. I'm afraid it's the pain of your penis shrinking. I suggest you amputate it immediately to reduce further shrinkage. Then post some pics 😉
 
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