Poll: RIP: Jay and Silent Bob

snoogans

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What a depressing turn of events. For those that don't know, Kevin Smith will not be writing any more New Jersey/Jay and Silent Bob movies. There will be one last, "farewell flick" and everyone who has been in his previous movies will have a chance to come back.

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Quotes to honor the movies and characters with...post more or mourn in your own way :(

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Jay - "Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the a$$?"
Bethany - "What gear are you in?"
Jay - "Gear?!" Engine Breaks Down
Jay - "Well what do I know about shiftin'?"
TS - "You have a 3rd nipple? I didn't notice."
Brodie - "Hell hath no fury like a woman scourned for Sega."
Banky - "What's a Nubian?"
Dante - "37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Randal - "In a row?"
 

Crysla

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That sux

I love all those movies. Hard to pick a fave....but I went with Chasing Amy. I love that movie....but Dogma was a close 2nd.:)

Princess;)
 

zippy

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Who? Never heard of these movies...can I have some titles? I've never heard of Kevin Smith.

Heh, sorry.

The quotes are funny, so I might have to go rent em. :)
 

bigvince

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Clerks was great i love that movie they still show it at a local thearter at midnight they call it the "brew and view" because they serve beer during the movie there's nothing better than getting drunk and watching clerks...

snoogans
why is he not gonna write any more? what happend? where did you here this?
 

snoogans

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Sep 14, 2000
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bigvince, so the story goes, Smith said he just wants to move on. Not make movies from a "slacker" perspective with his usual jokes. There's talk of a clerks animated film in addition to the last movie (Titles "View Askew 5" right now). He's not saying much because of what happened to the Dogma script...how it got leaked early.

So, no more so it seems. :(

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Jay - "All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights."
Melvin (I believe) - "Hahahaha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat."

Stinkpalm
 

snoogans

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No, that series was cancelled after 2 episodes.

This is a full-blown animated flick. Wether or not is all the episodes they made but didn't air rolled into one is another story. Hard to get details without knowing people on the inside.

He's 2/3 finished w/ the script and he's writing for another comic book. Little bit of info I found: He contributed to the Coyote Ugly script. They guy who wrote the first draft got credit but something like 5 people re-wrote it, Kevin being one of them
 

Bling Bling

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those movies friggin rule man!!! shucks. this really blows.

clerks and mallrats rule, by the way.

"try not to suck anymore d!ck on the way to the parking lot."
 

snoogans

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HA...knew I could count on ol' Bling to sound off on Kevin Smith

:)

Jay - "No wonder he saw Jesus. Homeboy is rockin' the ganj!!"

Rufus - "Hey brother, let me borrow your coat" To Bob
Jay - "Dude, he fell out of the sky!" To Bob
Bob shrugs and takes off coat
Jay - "Dude, some guy's unit is going to be rubbing on your armor!....DUDE!"
Rufus - "Thanks, I'll do my best to tuck it back"
 

Wingznut

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Dogma is awesome. It's the first (and so far, only) Kevin Smith flick I've seen. I'll be watching the others soon.
 

luv2chill

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That sucks!!! Although I can see why. KS is a talented guy who wants to be able to make a movie without having to write in parts for Jay and SB. I'm sure "View Askew 5" will be a good finale.

Rufus: That's what the good people of Antioch were saying when they stoned my ass.
Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another was to say I was bludgeoned to sh!t by big rocks

l2c
 

snoogans

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Xerox Man, depends on your sense of humor but they are some solid, funny flicks. If you want a plot, there really isn't one except in Dogma and maybe Chasing Amy. Mallrats and Clerks don't really have a plot but the characters and they're interactions are great. Clerks is in black and white...doesn't bother me but it bothers some so it's worth mentioning.
 

Bling Bling

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"...a jedi craves not these things."


btw: Clerks rocks da house.

"this must be the most embarassing thing you've ever seen."
"no, once i saw this guy break his neck trying to suck his own d!ck."

ok.....i don't remember the exact quote but it was something along those lines. :p
 

snoogans

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HA!


"My grandfather did it. Hell of a price to pay though...died with his balls resting on his chin..." - Randal
"Son-of-a-bitch...he actually made it" - Dante
"What do you mean?" - Randal
"Well you know...everyone gets a little curious" - Dante
"I never tried it....pervert" - Randal

Not exactly right but close enough, haha

"Bunch of savages in this town"
 

Mattster

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Props to Kevin Smith for Chasing Amy and Mall Rats! :)

Sucks that there won't be anymore with Jay & Silent Bob though :Q


*reserved for quotes from Chasing Amy*