Poll: Parents Out Of Town: What To Do?

[Robert01]

My parents will be out of town tomorrow (July 4) to Sunday morning (July 8). I don't have to work Thursday through Saturday. Unfortunetly, I don't have any plans. Any ideas on anything to prevent me from checking myself into a mental asylum due to excessive boredom?

Thanks in advance...

 

[phatcow]

PARty!!!!1

 

[Robert01]

Sounds like a viable options...

 

[yobarman]

this is not hard..if you have friends.

Call them over.
Tell them to bring some fine ladies.
Tell them to bring beer.
Crash on the floor.

Repeat.

 

[Anaconda]

just go party with close friends

 

[DumbGuy]

my parents left 4 days ago.
I called my friends over, we drank Schmirnoff (spelling please?) Ice, and Colombian Rum.
we fell asleep like around 6 AM, lol
It was awesome

 

[lesch2k]

have fun, do whatever that is for you

 

[brxndxn]

Beat the ol' stickshift around and post everything you've done every fifteen minutes.

 

Beer, women and loud music.
Comon man, this should be instinct.

 

[murdock2525]

Get 3 or 4 guys together and get a hooker !!!

 

[Ultima200]

Herb, beer, and girls.

 

[MichaelD]

Buy the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
Invite easy girl over. If it's your girlfriend, all the better...at least you know it's a sure thing!
Repeat. Wine, Women and Song...the finer things in life.

 

[dave127]

or just 3 or 4 hookers for one guy ...i cant believe its not instinct though

 

[TheAvenger]

P


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-Jim Carrey The Mask

 

[StormRider]

Go masturbate in your parent's bedroom!

 

[Scrapster]

Go masturbate in your parent's bedroom!

And when they see the mess. . .Blame the dog!

 

[crypticlogin]

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to do anything.

 

[DannyLove]

have endless sex until your peeweee falls off.

danny~!

 

[Dark4ng3l]

Invite the hotest girls over, make sure you buy lots of controlled substances(legel and illegal stuff) and then...

 

[MrCodeDude]

You guys forgot about the 4th of July Spirit. I dunno about you, but I say that you get a ton of artillery, set it off, go inside w/ friends and women. If you have a lot of Jello, have the girls strip nude and cover them with red and blue jellow with a little whip cream. Now you're really celebrating the Red, White and Blue holiday
-- mrcodedude

 

[DaLeroy]

i'll just email your folks this thread....

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Die your hair blonde and run around the house acting like a 9 year old kid.

 

[Colt45]

get a couple cases of Colt45,4 close male friends, and a dozen women..
let it go from there

 

[JediKnut]

Call me over & let me get the alc0h0l, music & maidens & i'll SHOW you!

 

[TheVrolok]

*hands over his chicktionary*

Use it well my friend.