POLL: Ownage of the Year 2005

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Nikamichi

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Nov 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Yup, I have to take the blame for that one. I forgot I was posting on a computer forum full of nerds where the posters crying ownage have obviously never been with a female, thus can't possibly understand how a man can have more EXPERIENCE with womans breasts than a woman herself. Makes me laugh as the ownage actually lies in the people crying ownage 'cause they fail to grab this concept.

You are the win.

</sarcasm>
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: jbourne77
I think Rudee wins by a landslide. He made such a total jackass out of himself, and each time he got owned harder than the previous. He was so busy trying to show everyone how sexually active and manly he is that he didn't realize he was talking to a chick - WHO HAD BREAST IMPLANTS, NO LESS (!) - until someone pointed him to pics of her actual jugs. Then he tries to play it all down with "yeah dude, I knew she was a chick".

Lamest poster I've seen here. Lola didn't own him nearly as much as he owned himself... she just prodded him when needed.

Yup, I have to take the blame for that one. I forgot I was posting on a computer forum full of nerds where the posters crying ownage have obviously never been with a female, thus can't possibly understand how a man can have more EXPERIENCE with womans breasts than a woman herself. Makes me laugh as the ownage actually lies in the people crying ownage 'cause they fail to grab this concept.



is it too late to add this thread?!? We have a late entry...
 

Stuxnet

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Jun 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: jbourne77
I think Rudee wins by a landslide. He made such a total jackass out of himself, and each time he got owned harder than the previous. He was so busy trying to show everyone how sexually active and manly he is that he didn't realize he was talking to a chick - WHO HAD BREAST IMPLANTS, NO LESS (!) - until someone pointed him to pics of her actual jugs. Then he tries to play it all down with "yeah dude, I knew she was a chick".

Lamest poster I've seen here. Lola didn't own him nearly as much as he owned himself... she just prodded him when needed.

Yup, I have to take the blame for that one. I forgot I was posting on a computer forum full of nerds where the posters crying ownage have obviously never been with a female, thus can't possibly understand how a man can have more EXPERIENCE with womans breasts than a woman herself. Makes me laugh as the ownage actually lies in the people crying ownage 'cause they fail to grab this concept.

LOL... resorting to insulting the entire forum (on which you actively participate) so you can try to preserve whatever shred of dignity you erroneously believe to still be salvagable...

Seriously dude, for your own sake, learn when to stfu. That's why you're winning... you have chronic cantshutthefuckupitis.

Oh, and a guy who actually thinks he knows more about breasts than the woman packing them is a Class A tool.

You want us to believe you know more about the female anatomy than females do, when you can't even figure out when you're talking to one? ... When you're the ONLY "geek" left, in a "room full of geeks", who hasn't figured out you're talking to one???

LMFAO
 

Aquila76

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Apr 11, 2004
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I stand by my comments in the nomination thread, which, in retrospect, fit better here:
I gotta go with the ericiscool getting brutally pwned by RossMAN. ericiscool made several other threads trying to defend himself, but Ross et al repeatedly and viciously pwned his ass each time back to the Big Bang, forget the Stone Age. In terms of sheer pwnage, this is an 11 outta 10.

LolaWiz v. Rudee is definitely the 2nd runner up. Is that fool still trying to say he knew she was a woman even though he repeatedly called her dude, pal, and guy? I still give this a 10 of 10, but have to give the ever-so-slight nod to ericiscool v. Ross for the 'Ooty'.

I also copyright the term 'Ooty' (like an ESPy but with less suck) unless someone else has coined that already.
 

DaWhim

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Feb 3, 2003
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I am going for ericiscool. the poor kid got people calling his family, that was definitely pwned. he probably begged the mod to delete the thread.
 

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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M4H,

You should re-open the nominations until tomorrow evening 11:59 PM.

Then create the OFFICIAL AND CONFIRMED poll on 1/1/2006 and let the voting begin.
 

Stuxnet

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Jun 16, 2005
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Yeah, I want to change my vote. biggiesmallz has been working around the clock to edge out rudee, and has succeeded in my opinion (no offense to you rudee... I'm sure you'll do good work in 2006).
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: jbourne77
Yeah, I want to change my vote. biggiesmallz has been working around the clock to edge out rudee, and has succeeded in my opinion (no offense to you rudee... I'm sure you'll do good work in 2006).


I feel biggie is just being an ass, not getting overly-owned. At least the ownage is not complete yet unteil Udel posts another pic.
 

Stuxnet

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Jun 16, 2005
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You're probably right. Rudee was repeatedly owned over his own ignorance, while biggie is really just getting owned due to his phat whackass poser-ness.
 

CasioTech

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Oct 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: jbourne77
I think Rudee wins by a landslide. He made such a total jackass out of himself, and each time he got owned harder than the previous. He was so busy trying to show everyone how sexually active and manly he is that he didn't realize he was talking to a chick - WHO HAD BREAST IMPLANTS, NO LESS (!) - until someone pointed him to pics of her actual jugs. Then he tries to play it all down with "yeah dude, I knew she was a chick".

Lamest poster I've seen here. Lola didn't own him nearly as much as he owned himself... she just prodded him when needed.

Yup, I have to take the blame for that one. I forgot I was posting on a computer forum full of nerds where the posters crying ownage have obviously never been with a female, thus can't possibly understand how a man can have more EXPERIENCE with womans breasts than a woman herself. Makes me laugh as the ownage actually lies in the people crying ownage 'cause they fail to grab this concept.




rudee i'm on you're side. That chick clearly has less breast experience than you do as stated on the nominations thread. I will post here what I said there...




[/i]rudee wasn't owned by far. So what he thought that girl was a guy. AT shouldn't even allow men to pose as women. and lola doesnt' have boob experienec since she was a size 'a' all her life (which means she has no boobs), where is the experience in that? I speak the truth, I have a penis, but I don't have any penis experience, since I don't play with my penis all day like some ppl here do. I can barely pee without hitting the rim. [/i]




vote for casiotech.



 

aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
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I voted for Rudee. I still never understood why everyone thought the "your parents or the movie" line was so hilarious.

Edit: Shoot, I forgot about Shawn's thread, that was pretty funny.
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
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i think the NIK thread and the "yes nik, this is my desk" should always be in the nominations.

ALWAYS, like forever.