*POLL* Ninja - Paranormal or Illusionary?

[Schadenfreude]

Flip out and cut off heads!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Every one knows they're illusionary

 

[Schadenfreude]

I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

 

[brigden]

Best laugh I've had in a long time.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

 

[neutralizer]

Yeah, peckerhead.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Yeah, locked

 

[yukichigai]

I hope they're paranormal; otherwise Shinobi will be hard pressed to eliminate the Crowley bloodline.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Two of my buddies took Ninijistu class. One drop out and the other one is going to recieve his black belt soon. They feel there is too much "Hollywood" in this art form now.

 

[brigden]

"Ninjas are totally cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."

 

[DanTMWTMP]

yet another parody thread.......

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Are your multiple personalities acting up again?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Are your multiple personalities acting up again?

No, but 10 ATOT dorks can't be wrong! You're a dumbass!

 

[dighn]

atcp enk ppt erppc

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

Did you fall asleep on the keyboard?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

Did you fall asleep on the keyboard?

no but i feel like alssep

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: dighn
atcp enk ppt erppc

Did you fall asleep on the keyboard?

no but i feel like alssep

You're a dumbass!

 

[ReiAyanami]

parallusionary

in that movie American Ninja, all the ninjas could dodge bullets by turning sideways, yet they could not avoid much slower moving ninja stars, which shows ninja stars have mystical powers...

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Are your multiple personalities acting up again?

No, but 10 ATOT dorks can't be wrong! You're a dumbass!

Heh. 30 helens agree. "10 ATOT Dorks, Can't be wrong"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
parallusionary

in that movie American Ninja, all the ninjas could dodge bullets by turning sideways, yet they could not avoid much slower moving ninja stars, which shows ninja stars have mystical powers...

Woah - in that movie, did the ninjas flip out for no reason and cut off a bunch of heads while wailing on their guitars? NO? THEN IT'S FAKE!!!

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I think everyone's in agreement here - You're a dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Yeah, dumbass!

Are your multiple personalities acting up again?

No, but 10 ATOT dorks can't be wrong! You're a dumbass!

Heh. 30 helens agree. "10 ATOT Dorks, Can't be wrong"

Wow. A Kid's In The Hall fan. Cool.

Kevin: "I just got him and I love him and I'm going to name him and it's going to be a perfect name 'cause he's the perfect dog and I love him....isn't he great?"

Bruce: "No. I don't like him."

K: "What?"

B: "Sorry"

K: "What's wrong with him?"

B: "He's just not my type of dog . . . he's just not . . . a terrier!"

(sung by Bruce)


Terriers are my very favourite breed.
They're cute and cuddly and easy dogs to feed.
They'll bring you up whenever you are down.
Terriers average 20 pounds.
When I walk around in this terrier town,
One thing that makes me down,
Is when people put bandanas on their dogs.

Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed.
Terriers were there in the 11th century,
Napoleon had one to prevent misery.
Terriers are good with the aged,
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives.
No one wants to die,
Like this guy died.
Die die, die die.
Die die, die die.
Worms eating your eyes.
Bass solo.


(Notices women behind him in black bikini's and veils)

Ah, excuse me ladies, you're scantily clad and have nothing to do with the narrative. Therefore, it's sexist. Sorry.

(they go away)


Wow, that hurt.
You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed,
and you call in sick, if you had a job.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV,
eat corn chips and masturbate.

Sure you do.

Well, when those days happen . . .
what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
My little furry, waterproof pals.
You know I'm talking about . . .


Les terriers sont mes types favourites,
Jolies, charmantes.
Pas de probleme a maintenir.
Il donnent du joie.
Quand tu es "blue."
Les terries sont a peu pres,
Vingt livres.


Give terriers a chance (Yeah!)
Do the terrier dance.
No, let's not.
But if you want your love to show,
If you want your love to grow.
Then go terri-, go terri-, go terri- errr.


(dialog)

B: "See . . . your dog just isn't good enough"

K: "I guess you're right. Go on, Snaxi (sp??), to a brand new life!"