Poll: Martha Stewart in Prison

[Mayfriday0529]

What do you guys think?

well sounds like it won't be as easy to spend 5 months there.

MSNBC

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Add the "This thread will be locked" option, kthx. 😛

- M4H

 

[minendo]

I give it two weeks before she has the place converted into a sweat shop run on American soil producing home furnishings for K-Mart.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: minendo
I give it two weeks before she has the place converted into a sweat shop run on American soil producing home furnishings for K-Mart.

K-Mart is still around ?

 

[tweakmm]

She's not in prison, she is in a work camp. Granted, she is still incarcerated, but it's nothing like OZ.

 

[CptObvious]

I wonder whether she'll get the top or bottom bunk.

 

[Mr N8]

Add option for, "She will hang herself in the blinds."

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
She's not in prison, she is in a work camp. Granted, she is still incarcerated, but it's nothing like OZ.

camp cupcake 🙂

 

[Scarpozzi]

She'll end up like Brooks......institutionalized.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Martha needs to beat the crap out of the biggest meanest lesbian in the prison first thing:Q

(seriously though, how much do you want to bet she ends up helping someone (job/money/better lawyer) she meets in prison?)

 

[RaDragon]

It's a minimum security prison. She'll do the same things she'll be doing at the moment, without the television cameras (e.g., gardening, cooking, sewing, etc.)

She'll be with other white-collar criminals. She'll be fine.