POLL: Is this not one of the best feelings in the world?

[Locut0s]

So guys (and maybe girls?) the feeling you get when you pee after holding it in for a LONG time. I'm specifically talking about that intense feeling of release that you can feel it in the base of your teeth, the upper molars usually.

Know what I'm talking about?

 

[schneiderguy]

No, taking a really big poop is more satisfying than peeing.

 

[Joseph F]

Fuck, I voted yes but I didn't read the whole post first. I haven't felt anything in my teeth when I piss.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

where are your teeth that you feel it there?

Or rather, where does your urethra come out? Underneath your nose?

 

[dighn]

huh?!

 

[Locut0s]

where are your teeth that you feel it there?

Or rather, where does your urethra come out? Underneath your nose?

I feel it in the nerve endings of my teeth. It's a great feeling. Slightly like the feeling you get when you bight down really hard.

 

[purbeast0]

it's the 4th best.

1. busting a nut
2. hitting a 300yd drive down the fairway.
3. taking a huge shit after you held it in for a while, and you do it at home in your own bathroom.
4. taking a leak after holding it for a long long time.

and i do know what feeling you mean.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

If you're pissing out of your mouth I would go see a doctor.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Oh yeah, on average, you get like what, a 30-minute heads up on every shit? But every once in a while, you eat something shitty and you realize that you need to be on a toilet in less than 60 seconds or you are going to have explosive diarrhea all over the inside of your pants. That mad dash to the elevator, realizing you don't have time and running up four flights of stairs instead because you know all the bathrooms on that floor are crowded, shoving the security guard aside because you don't have time for a pat down, running into the bathroom with the security guard chasing you, slamming the stall door shut and letting gravity take over...

 

[SandEagle]

If you're pissing out of your mouth I would go see a doctor.

sounds like the OP is peeing in an upward fashion (probably during an erction?) and the peepee is hitting his upper molars while his mouth is open during a sigh of relief. i could be wrong, but based on the OP's past post history, i think i'm dead on with this one.


edit: nasty ass

 

[zanejohnson]

lol i see you havent tried drugs.

 

[Locut0s]

sounds like the OP is peeing in an upward fashion (probably during an erction?) and the peepee is hitting his upper molars while his mouth is open during a sigh of relief. i could be wrong, but based on the OP's past post history, i think i'm dead on with this one.


edit: nasty ass

Lal, it's you.

 

[Locut0s]

lol i see you havent tried drugs.

I plan to, not quite yet.


Actually I have done some mild prescription meds.

 

[shortylickens]

No the best feeling in the world is blowing your wad in a girls mouth while she fingers your prostate.


Damn I miss sex.

 

[Locut0s]

No the best feeling in the world is blowing your wad in a girls mouth while she fingers your prostate.


Damn I miss sex.

One of, Shorty, one of. Not even thinking of puting it up there with that.

 

[shortylickens]

One of, Shorty, one of. Not even thinking of puting it up there with that.

Dont matter, in our new superior VB you cant edit a poll after you place it.

 

[Ronstang]

If one of the "best feelings in the world" involves your penis and not a vagina then you might need to take a closer look at yourself.

 

[zerocool84]

One of, Shorty, one of. Not even thinking of puting it up there with that.

But you haven't had sex yet.

 

[Locut0s]

But you haven't had sex yet.

I don't need to to know it's good. :awe:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Taking an urgent piss is definitely a great feeling, but.... your teeth?

 

[Locut0s]

Taking an urgent piss is definitely a great feeling, but.... your teeth?

If it's really urgent then I feel a sensation of relief that can be felt right in the nerve endings of my teeth. It's a great feeling.

 

[mjrpes3]

it's the 4th best.

1. busting a nut
2. making a 300yd dive down a slip-and-slide.
3. taking a huge shit after you held it in for a while, and you do it at home in your own bathroom, alone, with the door open so the place doesn't stink up.
4. taking a leak after holding it for a long long time.

and i do know what feeling you mean.

ftfy

 

[TechAZ]

I don't know about the teeth thing, but I'll raise you.

Holding it until you can't hold it anymore and pissing OUTDOORS! Something about pissing in the bush just makes me smile.

 

[Locut0s]

ftfy

<fat bastard>Everyone likes their own brand</fat bastard>

 

[Lobo56]

Teeth? The hell?

But yes, pissing is a great feeling, no wonder babies always laugh, they don't even have to bother finding a toilet.