Poll: Is the "I now have a girlfriend!" thread real?

bigrash

Lifer
Feb 20, 2001
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At first I thought he was serious, but after reading the update I think it's a hoax
 

FuZoR

Diamond Member
Sep 22, 2001
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lies!!

34 years.. come on unless he is some forsaken ugly swamp thing.....
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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i think he's serious. this is ATOT, after all. i mean, poor notfred has never even looked a girl in the eyes, let alone kissed one.

i'm kidding notfred. :)
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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It has to be real. Anyone making up something would do a better job than that. Who the hell would make up "we went to the gym and I weighed her." The poor guy has a crush on her and isn't able to think straight. Anyone still thinking logically would type "we went to the gym and I weighed her", rethink it, and delete that line.

How about a new poll: Does he still live at home with his mom?
 

flexy

Diamond Member
Sep 28, 2001
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It's not real. It's a joke so all the studs and sl*ts (which make the majority of ATOT) have something to laugh ...:p
As we all know 99,9% of ATOTers get laid before their 16th b-day...and if they're 18 and still haven't got one (like notfred:) ) then they start panicking :)

No wonder everyone thinks this thread must be a joke with all da experienced studs in da house here :)

cheers
 

Yossarian

Lifer
Dec 26, 2000
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for the love of god I hope it's fake. if someone like that were attempting to procreate I would fear for the species.