Poll: Is Gateway Cow Male or Female?

gbrux

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Say, some of you smart guys can unconfuse me.

Is the cow in the Gateway commercials and print ads male or female?

When as a boy I worked on a farm near my home, I thought I saw nearly type of domestic bovine, specifically cows. All bovines that gave milk were always females. Bulls knocked the female bovines up, which caused the females to have calves and to give milk. Until maturity, female cows are called heifers. A denutted male cow is called a steer, but you can still see a steer's maleness hanging down from the middle of his belly. I say all this to help you to understand the scope of my knowledge in this matter to this point in time.

However, Gateway seems to have invented a unique cow gender totally alien to my experience. In the commercials, the cow has an unmistakable male voice. In the print ads, the cow has no udder nor any dangling things that would suggest maleness. Because it has no udder, it could be a heifer, but that male voice rules that out completely.

What do you think?

Take the Poll.

I'll try editing the poll. (I said I was confused.)
 

JC

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Those are family commercials, ya know....can't have Junior looking at cow genitals, now can we?

JC
 

monk3y

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I figured chiwawa626 pretty confident with what he was talking about so I answered yes too :confused:
 

JC

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Heh, just caught that too.



<< Is the Gateway Cow Male or Female? >>



and there's no 'male' or 'female' choices....lol
 

JC

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<< Hehe, he did it wrong, everyone point a finger and laugh. :) >>



No, I can't laugh too loud...after all, I'm spending New Year's Eve on ATOT....now that's a h00t!
 

peto

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How can anyone with a conscience vote yes? The answer is no and you all know it too. (whoa that was a lot of homophones)
 

Kadarin

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<< Umm, cows are female.

dc
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LOL.. it took until this post for someone to state the obvious. It's not the Gateway "bull", now, is it?

-j

"Longhorns, them was..."
 

Ryan

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but the cow have a male voice - maybe I should ask gateway tech support :)
 

Ryan

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<< the cows voice sounds like brain from pinky and the brain >>



YEA - that's who he sounds like - I couldn't remember!
 

lowtech1

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<< It's female...
it would have horns if it was male
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Not entirely true...bull are often de-horn to prevent them from hurt each other & scar the leather.

Gateway bovine = Genderless/Hermaphrodite.

 

schdaddy

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voted female

Gateway used to sell stuffed cows in their "Country Stores" that had utters = female
 

voodooguy

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Barbie is female, and Ken is male, but they don't have genitals, either.

Sometimes mascots are severely castrated in order to make them family-friendly.

The Gateway bovine has a male voice, therefore he is male.