POLL: If you're "ripe..." what are you?

[Jeff7181]

Someone at a bar who was obviously drunk said to me "man I'm so ripe!" And I said, "you smell fine to me." And she looked at me like I was crazy and we had a 5 minute discussion about what it means if you're "ripe." She says it means drunk... like wasted, bombed, etc. I say it means you have B.O. What do you say?

 

[Gurck]

teh stink

 

[BMdoobieW]

the stinkies!!!!!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Someone at a bar who was obviously drunk said to me "man I'm so ripe!" And I said, "you smell fine to me." And she looked at me like I was crazy and we had a 5 minute discussion about what it means if you're "ripe." She says it means drunk... like wasted, bombed, etc. I say it means you have B.O. What do you say?

Did you hit it?

 

[Jeff7181]

Who voted drunk? Reveal yourself!

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Gurck
teh stink

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Someone at a bar who was obviously drunk said to me "man I'm so ripe!" And I said, "you smell fine to me." And she looked at me like I was crazy and we had a 5 minute discussion about what it means if you're "ripe." She says it means drunk... like wasted, bombed, etc. I say it means you have B.O. What do you say?

Did you hit it?

Negative

 

[yokomo]

Yea "ripe" usually means it is time for a shower mate...

 

[imported_Kensai]

Eww, stinky.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I always thought it meant that you're physically mature.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Someone at a bar who was obviously drunk said to me "man I'm so ripe!" And I said, "you smell fine to me." And she looked at me like I was crazy and we had a 5 minute discussion about what it means if you're "ripe." She says it means drunk... like wasted, bombed, etc. I say it means you have B.O. What do you say?

Did you hit it?

Negative

Boo HISS *throws tomato*

You had a ripe one and didn't taste it?

 

[RU482]

maybe guys had been telling her she was ripe, and she thought they meant drunk
I see a Masingil purchase in her future

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Someone at a bar who was obviously drunk said to me "man I'm so ripe!" And I said, "you smell fine to me." And she looked at me like I was crazy and we had a 5 minute discussion about what it means if you're "ripe." She says it means drunk... like wasted, bombed, etc. I say it means you have B.O. What do you say?

Did you hit it?

Negative

Boo HISS *throws tomato*

You had a ripe one and didn't taste it?

lol

 

[ThisIsMatt]

both

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: redly1
maybe guys had been telling her she was ripe, and she thought they meant drunk
I see a Masingil purchase in her future

She didn't stink... well... maybe she did... all I could smell was cigarette smoke.

 

[hdeck]

urban dicitonary says ready to have sex or smelly.

 

[Rock Hydra]

/pinches nose

 

[her209]

It means she wants some csck.

 

[Evadman]

Smelly.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: hdeck
urban dicitonary says ready to have sex or smelly.

ding ding ding....ripe means ready....

You failed the urbandictionary test, Jeff7181

That was her telling you that she was ready to bang you into next week

 

[IGBT]

.stinking..rotten..odorous..not shure it that's a word.