Poll: If you "cut one" at work........

[Slacker]

L0L 87 votes in a fart poll

What have we learned?

The overwhelming majority of us would slink away leaving our coworkers looking for the carcass of whatever died. :evil:

Then there is apparentley a fair number of folks who like to share :Q

Followed closely by a few people who either cork it all day at work or really think theirs dont stink

As well as a few exhibitionists

And a scant few upstanding citizens willing to sacrifice themselves for the good of others :beer:

Thank you all for participating, but you slinkers must know this, the next time you try to play dumb you will think of this poll and will be unable to control your laughter, thus giving yourself away!

Own it before it ownz you!

 

[Jeff7181]

Hmmm... I smell burnt vasoline...

 

[LackCash]

I can outfart anyone in this forum. I have been asked to leave classrooms.

 

[upsciLLion]

I have a fabric chair at work for a reason.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
where I work, there is a woman who revels in farting and making everyone else smell her stench. She especially likes to torment this one guy; she'll sneak up to his office, stick her ass in his doorway, and let one rip, and then run giggling back to her office. It's hilarious, except my office is between both of their's, so I get bombed a lot. So needless to say, whenever someone farts in the office, it's a big deal, everyone laughs and makes some crude jokes and tries to one-up that person.

I wanna work there...


me and my ex-roommate used to try and outdo each other... I remember coming home once, and asking if he had any egg salad left... he says "??? What egg salad??" and then starts giggling like a prepubescent anime fan watching a furry contest... needless to say, I slept over at the then-gf's house.... goddam place stunk for two days..

 

[TStep]

Stand tall and be proud.